Naruto incorrect quotes

2 (sasuke x reader)

Naruto: Do you love Sasuke?

Y/n: Yeah, I do.

Naruto: Sakura! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Sakura: We all love Sasuke.You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Y/n: I thought that was implied.

Sakura: ...

Naruto: ...

Y/n, looking straight at Sakura: Congrats Naruto, you just won 100 bucks.

Sasuke: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

y/n: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sasuke: That one. I want that one.

Sasuke: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

y/n: What?

Sasuke: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Sasuke: I don't do relationships.

y/n: *exists*

Sasuke: Shit.

Sakura: Sasuke isn't answering their phone

Y/n: I'll call

Sakura: Naruto and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Sasuke: Hello?