because the hyper active ninja can never get enough love
Sakura: How was the honeymoon?
y/n: naruto got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
y/n: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
y/n: I love him.
Naruto: So what's for dinner?
Y/n,staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Y/n: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Naruto: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Y/n: Yeah, they're all birds.
Sakura: Where's Y/n?
Sasuke: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Sasuke, shouting: Naruto sucks!
Y/n, distantly: Naruto is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Sasuke: Found them.
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Naruto incorrect quotes
FanfictionNaruto incorrect quotes x reader Haven't seen a lot of these and wanted to make one so here it is