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because the hyper active ninja can never get enough love


Sakura: How was the honeymoon?

y/n: naruto got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

y/n: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

y/n: I love him.


Naruto: So what's for dinner?

Y/n,staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.



Y/n: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Naruto: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Y/n: Yeah, they're all birds.


Sakura: Where's Y/n?

Sasuke: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Sasuke, shouting: Naruto sucks!

Y/n, distantly: Naruto is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Sasuke: Found them.





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