Assistant Steve: A sprite is anything not static.
Professor Red: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.
Sabre: A sprite is a fucking soda.
Sabre, under his breath: You geekass bastards.
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Professor Red: The blood samples I got from you are weird...
Sabre: I'm not a Steve, so, I mean...
Professor Red: Why is it red??
Sabre: Because I'm human?
Professor Red: What's this green stuff?
Sabre: Uh- um- maybe it got contaminated?
Professor Red: Are those green streaks GLITCHING??
Sabre: SHIT-
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Rainbow: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Sabre: A pet WHAT?!
Galaxy: William Snakespeare.
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Galaxy: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Rainbow: Bleach.
Sabre: Sewage.
Galaxy: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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Galaxy: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Sabre: I'm a knife.
Rainbow from across the room: They're the big spoon.
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Rainbow: I'm not doing too well.
Sabre: What's wrong?
Rainbow: I have this headache that comes and goes.
Galaxy enters the room
Rainbow: There it is again.
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Sabre: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Galaxy: I think you mean cards.
Rainbow: They did not.
Sabre, pulling out knives: I did not.
