Sabre: So Rainbow, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Rainbow: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Sabre: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Rainbow: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Sabre: A whole potato?
Rainbow: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Sabre: These just look like big slabs of black.
Rainbow: Because that's what they are!
Rainbow: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.
Sabre: These are just chocolate chips?
Rainbow: They sure are!
Rainbow: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Rainbow: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetit!
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Rainbow: Don't try to roll your eyes at me.
Sabre: I don't have pupils.
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Rainbow: We all have our demons.
Rainbow, grabbing Sabre: This one's mine.
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Sabre: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Rainbow: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Sabre: I said within reason, Rainbow. How about I murder that guy?
Rainbow: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Sabre: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Rainbow: Sabre, you love me, right?
Sabre: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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Sabre: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Rainbow: Wow. They sound stupid.
Sabre: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Rainbow: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Sabre: I guess you're right. Hey Rainbow, I love you.
Rainbow: See! Just say that!
Sabre: Holy fucking shit.
Rainbow: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sabre, but they're too dumb for you.
Sabre: Rainbow.
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Rainbow: I'm in love with you.
Sabre: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Rainbow: I know.
Sabre: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Here's an extra! Thank you and credits to @Naiaazul27 for coming up with this and giving me permission to use this!!! (love you bestie /p <333) Oh, and my chosen name is Moon! :]
Naiaazul27 towards Origin Steve: You see this badass girlboss, Origin?! He gets alll the bitches you simp bitchin ass
Naiaazul27: You, Origin Steve, get no bitches *vine boom* Where she at *vine boom* Honest to god I'm glad Alex broke up with your blank, stank, 8-bit looking ass mother fucker *vine boom*
Naiaazul27: Get fucked, and die. /srs *vine boom*
Origin:
Origin: who the fuck are you?
Naiaazul27: your worst nightmare, bitch.
Moon: Yeah, you wackass hoe 💀
