SS (or RQ, your perspective)
Rainbow: I don't feel well, can you hold my hand?
Sabre: Oh, okay
Rainbow: Thank you, I feel better now!
Light, third-wheeling behind them: I'm sorry??? He just- you two just- ?????
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SS (dont do drugs, kids. like seriously please lmao)
Sabre: Sugar is drugs.
Lucas: Where did you get that?
Sabre: A Wikipedia page. Look, I'll even read it off for ya: Sugar is an addictive substance that contains nicotine.
Lucas: Sabre what- what the hell?
Rainbow:
Rainbow: What's nicotine?
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RQ
Sabre: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee-
Time: Sabre if you don't shut up, I will shove these cookies down your throat!
Sabre: Oooh, cookies? So if I keep going, will I-
Time: NO! THEY ARE HOT AND IT WILL HURT YOU!
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RQ(or SS idc)
Time: What are you so happy about?
Elemental: What, I'm not allowed to be happy?
Time: No, it's just that more often than not, you being happy means that someone's just lost a limb...or their life...
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Shadow: Disgusting, don't ever refer to me like that again!
Sabre: What, 'my friend'?
Shadow: *visibly gags*
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RQ
Time: Hey, isn't that Sabre?
Shadow, seeing Sabre trying to climb the citadel from the outside wall: Oh shit!
Time:
Time: I'll take that as a yes.
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RQ
M: Are you sure you're not going to get in trouble for helping me? The last thing I want to do is put you in danger too...
Sabre: Even if I do get in trouble, it will be worth it... Besides, I'm far more familiar with being in danger than you are, I can handle it.
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Here ya go, kids. Your weekly 7, one for each day (I guess?)
Maybe you'll get more but take these for now and I'll make sure that y'all don't starve :>
