Rainbow: YOU CHEATED!
Sabre: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?
Lucas: I... can confirm that that actually happened.
Rainbow: ...What.
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Sabre: Why is Rainbow crying?
Lucas: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Rainbow: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Sabre: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Rainbow: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Sabre: NO, NOT THAT!
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(RQ)
Light, entering Time's room: Elemental did it again.
Time: Peace disturbance?
Light: What no-
Time: Arson..?
Light: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Time: uh....Attempted murder?
Light: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE PIES IN THE KINGDOM, BUT WHAT THE FU-
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(SS)
Sabre: I'll go scout around and find us a place to sleep
Sabre: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Dark: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Sabre leaves*
Dark, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Rainbow: You deserve no chickens.
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(RQ while Sabre's undercover)
Rainbow Void: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Corruption: I would say infinitesimally.
Sabre: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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(SS)
Void: As your best friend—
Rainbow: sabre is my best friend.
Void, holding a sword: As your best friend—
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(SS)
Sabre: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Rainbow: Nightmare is the scariest thing I could think of!
Nightmare: Rainbow told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
