Sabre: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Galaxy: Bees?
Sabre: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Galaxy: Wait-
*Rainbow approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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(based on a conversation between me and my sibling during school)
Elan sending a selfie in the group chat: Ignore the lines on my forehead
Elan: I fell asleep during my family meeting
Lucas: Elan! That's your family!
Elan: What else was I supposed to do? All they were doing was watching fucking ✨FOOTBALL✨
Ryan: Eww, I'd fall asleep too
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Elan: *sneaking in through their window*
Ryan: *turning in his chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Elan: I was with Lucas?
Lucas: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
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Lucas: What did you two do?
Elan:
Ryan:
Lucas: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Ryan: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*
Lucas: Ryan, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
Ryan: I'm not crying?
Lucas, hugging Ryan's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Elan is here and he loves you with his whole heart.
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Elan recording the Meme Saga
Elan: Alright, it's time to look at the cursed meme
Elan: Now remember, if the video ends, then that means tha-
Rainbow_Steve joined the game
Elan, forgetting he's recording: what the shit.
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Elan: Some people are like slinkies.
Lucas: What?
Elan: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Lucas:
Lucas: Please don't push Ryan down the stairs.
Elan, pushing Ryan down the stairs: Too late.
