Chapter 18: Yippee ki yay, motherfreaker

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Scene for Kingdom Hearts: Die Hard.

John, Sora, Kai, Jaune, Yuu, and Ulrich climb out of the vent, and down on the floor carefully. They all look around, and see that the terrorists are gone. 

Yuu: That was close. 

Sora: Yeah, it was. 

John: Follow me. 

They all follow John, to the conference room, where Hans killed Takagi. His blood is still on the glass window. John opens the door, and they see that the body is gone. They all move in further in the room. They go to a window, and look down. They see a police car coming in. 

John: It's about time. 

Kai: Yeah. 

They see the car slowly going around in circles. 

John: Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

Yuu: He's just taking checks around.

They see him parking his car in front of the building. He gets out, and walks to the door. Everyone watches. Meanwhile, with Pete and Karl, they're running to where Alexander is. Karl speaks German to him. He speaks back to him. They all chuckle.

Pete: How many?

Karl: Just one. 

Pete chuckles too. Back with the group, they're still looking down from the window. 

John: Come on. Come on. Where's the freaking cavalry? 

Sora: Hans and his men probably sending a false call again. 

Ulrich: (Looks behind) Wait. I got an idea. 

Ulrich walks to one of the chairs, and picks it up. John helps him. They both yell as they charge at the window. They start smashing it, trying to break it open, so they can try and signal the cop. Sora, Kai, Jaune, and Yuu watch. But the window is really strong as it just cracks. 

John: This freaking--

Just then, one of Hans' men shows up. They see him.

Jaune: Watch out!

John: (Pulls out pistol) Freeze, motherfreaker! Drop it! 

Man: (Holds up hand) Don't! Don't!

John: Put that freaking gun down! Put the gun down! 

Man: Ok! Don't shoot!

Kai: (Pulls out gun) Down! Put it down!

John: Drop the freaking gun! 

Just then, another terrorist shows up behind the man.

Man 2: Marco, duck! 

Marco ducks down as the man points his gun at them. John fires first, and shoots the man dead as he falls down on the floor. Marco rolls across as John and the heroes roll under the table. Marco is shouting in German as he jumps on the table. He shoots at them, trying to hit them as they move up the table. They dodge the bullets as they continue moving up. Until they reach the end of the table. 

Marco: You are done. No more table. Where are you going, boys? (Reloads gun) Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate. 

He finishes reloading, and cocks his gun. He aims down to shoot. But then, John and Kai shoot him from under the table. He gets shot in his legs and lower body. He groans in agony as he gets shot. He drops his gun, and falls down on the table dead. The boys all smirk at this. 

All: Thanks for the advice. 

They crawl out from under the table, and move to the window. They look down the street. They see the cop is going back into his car. 

Sora: No...

Kai: He's leaving. 

John: Oh, for the love of--

They all look for another idea. John and Kai look at the body on the table, and at the window. They both run to the body. The others watch as they pick up the body, and run back to the window. They both throw the body, and it goes through the window as it smashes the glass. They all watch as it falls down to the street. And then, it lands on the hood of the police car. The cop inside panics, and goes in reverse as the terrorists below open fire on him. The heroes watch him from above. 

All: Welcome to the party, pal! 

They watch him keep going backwards. The body flies off the car. They see it crashing down. Sora looks closely, and sees that he's all right. A few minutes later, they hear more sirens coming. Which means that the police are coming now. Back with the captured heroes, they hear the sirens too.

Kairi: The police are here. 

Back above, Sora and Jaune look down, and see more police cars are coming in. Now they might have a chance. John then finds another walkie, and talks on it as he turns it on. Just then, they hear Hans' voice on the line. 

Hans on radio: I thought I told you all of you I want radio silence until further--

John: Oh, I'm very sorry, Hans. We didn't get that message. Maybe you should have put it on the bulletin board. I figured since we waxed Tony and Marco and his friend here, we figured you and Karl and Franco might be a little lonely. So we wanted to give you a call. 

They walk over to the other dead gun at the door. They check him out for anything useful. 

Hans on radio: That's very kind of you. I assume you and your friends are our mysterious party crashers. You are most troublesome for security guards. 

Kai: (Makes a buzzer sound) Sorry, Hans. That was a wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change? 

They all chuckle at that as John takes the bag from the body. John checks his pockets, and finds a pack of cigarettes. 

John: Hmm. These are very bad for you. 

Hans on radio: Who are you then? 

John: Just flies in the ointment, Hans. Monkeys in the wrench. A pain in the butt.

Ulrich checks the bag for John. He finds detonators, and a C4 plastic explosive. He shows everyone.

All: Whoa. 

Back below, Jeremy quietly turns on the hacked radio system on the terrorists' radio channel. He can hear them with or without them using them.

Hans on radio: (To men) Check on all the others. Don't use the radio. See if they're lying about Marco, and find out if anyone else is missing. 

He watches as Karl, Franco, and the other guy run to head off to where they're at. 

Hans on radio: Mr. Mystery guests, are you still there? 

John on radio: Yeah, we're still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for us. 

Hans on radio: No, I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just more Americans who saw too many movies as kids? More orphans of a bankrupt culture who they're western heroes? Like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood? Rambo? Marshal Dillon? 

Sora on radio: I think I'm like Clint Eastwood, Hans.

John on radio: I was always kind of partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really liked those sequined shirts. 

Hans on radio: Do you really think you have a chance against us, cowboys? 

Sora on radio: We already took some three of your guys, so yeah.

John on radio: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfreaker. 

The radio channel ends. Jeremy smirks at this. Sora and the others have a chance against the terrorists. They just have to hold on for a while before they get a chance on Hans. He looks at Kairi, and Yumi. They look at him, and he nods at them. They nod back. Momo and Miki look at them, and they nod back too. Their boyfriends are gonna get them out of this.

Here's the sneak peak of Kingdom Hearts: Die Hard. Coming soon. For you all to know, I don't cuss, so this is the only word I could think of to replace the other f word. I hope the word, motherfreaker is good enough for you all. And I hope you'll like the sneak peak. Let me know what you all think of the chapter. Vote, review, and comment. Thank you. 

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