-Saturday, South Park Mall-
The 'Coon and friends' are all standing in a group waiting for their 'leader'. They all received a message on 'Coonstagram' to meet behind the mall.
"Why isn't the coon here? he told us to meet him at 2PM exactly"
Captain Diabetes asked
"Bzzt, How would we know he texted us all the same message telling us to meet him here"
The Mosquito replied
All of a sudden the trashcans behind the mall fall to the ground.
"OW! FUCK" someone yelled
The coon rolled out from under the trashcans covered in random garbage.
"Wow, what a great entrance" Super Craig said sarcastically
"Pfft, hahah!" The human kite laughed
"Ow! Aren't you guys going to help your leader?" The coon said
"Don't fear Captain Diabetes is here!" Captain diabetes yelled
Captain diabetes went over to the coon and helped him up. After he gained his balance the coon brushed most of the garbage away from his costume.
"Anyway w-why did you want us to me-mee-m-meet you here?" Fastpass said while looking at "their leader"
"I've found a way for us to gain followers"
The coon said while looking at the group
"We have to kill Barbra Streisand"
"That wouldn't give us any followers fatass, besides she's too dangerous"
The human kite said
"Fine kite, do you have a better idea?"
The coon said
"Yes I actually do"
The group stared at him
"You guys know how freedom pals always are one step ahead of us right?"
Most of the other heros nodded
"I know why"
"Well then tell us Kite, if your such a smarty pants"
The coon said clearly annoyed
"Jesus Christ fatass, give me a moment!"
"Okay so anyway, it's because of doctor Timothy. He can see into the future"
"Bzzzt, well how are we going to do anything about that?"
The mosquito questioned
"Doctor Timothy writes everything down on his phone, so if we steal that we have all their plans"
The human kite said
"Okay Kite... that's actually an okay idea I guess. But how would we get the phone?"
The coon said while looking at them all
"I know where the freedom pals base is"
Super Craig said
"How do you know tha-tha-that?"
Fastpass asked
"It doesn't matter, but they have an advanced alarm system"
"Well what are you waiting for Super Craig, tell us."
The Coon said
"The base is in Tupperware's mansion"
Super Craig replied
"Alright! Let's all meet there after curfew"
The human kite stated
"No! It's too risky kite. We can't all go so I'll choose the people for the mission"
The coon said
"Super Craig your going since you know where it is, and Fastpass your also coming. Of course I'll be there since I'm the leader"
"What about everyone else fatty?"
"CHRIST KYLE! why won't you just SHUT UP!"
"At least let me go too!"
The human kite said resolutely
"Fine! But no more volunteers"
The coon said
"Now let's all go home and to all the missionary heros, see you guys later. Coon out!"
The coon tried to jump back over the trashcans but was unsuccessful and ended up falling again, after he finally got up all the other heros were gone.
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South Park - TFBW
HumorSuddenly the kids break up into two teams, they start fighting with each other but who is their real enemy? Cover isnt mine. This story is based of the South Park video game "the fractured but whole" ...
