-outside Tweek bros./Super Craigs POV-
I stood infront of the coffee shop looking at my reflection in the big glass windows, I hesitated but went inside the shop.
"Oh hi Craig"
Someone behind the counter said
Luckily it was just Richard, Tweeks dad.
"What can I get you Craig?"
Richard looked at Craig
"Can I have some black coffee to go?"
"Of course I'll put it in a thermos for you"
Richard started brewing the coffee.
"So uh.. how's school?"
Richard asked
Great he wants to small talk.
"It's fine."
Short answers normally stop these kind of conversations.
"Are you kids still playing superheros?"
Richard looked at the paper attached to Craig's jacket. The paper displayed a red "S".
How long is he going to try to hold this conversation for, that coffee is definitely supposed to be done by now.
"Yes"
"Craig, not to make this awkward but did you and Tweek really break up?"
Richard looked sad
How the hell am I supposed to answer that.
"Yes"
"Goddammit that's bad for business.. I mean! That's so sad."
He blurted out
Why the fuck did I have to go here, Cartman could've send anyone else.
Richard started pouring the coffee into the thermos and then handed it to Craig.
"I cant really give you a discount anymore so it'll be 5 dollars."
Richard said
"Here"
I handed him the money and quickly turned around heading for the door.
"Wait!"
Richard yelled
I stopped up but didn't bother turning around to look at him
"Craig could you at least talk to Tweek or something.?"
He said sounding concerned
I didn't answer him and just went outside.
I started walking towards Main Street.
-Cartman/The coons room-
Three boys are sitting on the floor in a normal looking bedroom they're all looking at a device, someone knocks on the door. One of the boys quickly hide the device right before the door opens.
Another kid enters the room.
"Holy crap you scared the living shit out of me Super Craig, I thought you were my mem"
The Coon said looking at the boy who just entered his room
"Bzzzt what took you so long?"
The mosquito asked
"Yeah dude you were gone for like 20 minutes"
The human kite continued
"It's nothing, here's the coffee"
Super Craig handed the thermos to the coon and went to sit down beside the others.
"Clyde go grab some cups for us"
The coon demanded
"Fine"
The hero walked out of the room and you could hear him walking down the stairs.
"So Craig do you have any idea what the password on Timothy's phone could be?"
The human kite asked
"It's still super Craig and nope I don't"
Super Craig looked down at the phone
"Goddammit! The phone doesn't help us at all unless we have the password for it."
The coon said
"Have you guys tried guessing?"
Super Craig questioned
"Yes, how dumb do you think we are."
The coon said while still looking at the phone
The mosquito burst into the room with four cups balanced in his hands
"Guys help me I'm going to drop these!"
He yelled
The human kite rushed over to him taking two of the cups.
"Thanks bro"
The mosquito said
"Yeah.. no problem."
Everyone grabbed a cup and the coon reached for the thermos, he started pouring the black liquid into everyone's mug.
"Bottoms up guys."
The coon said
"Dude I really don't want to drink this, remember what happened last time?"
The human kite said looking at his coffee.
-Flash Back-
We're in a bedroom, four boys are jumping around screaming and acting all crazy.
Lamps are falling stuff is getting thrown around they're all super hyper. Cartman is running around in circles yelling random words. Kyle and Cartman start eating coffee grounds and Cartman throws up everywhere.
Time skip 3:26 AM
The four boys are sitting down looking sick, Cartman is collapsed on the floor and none of them have any energy left.
-End of Flash Back-
"But we really need to stay up, just drink it you guys"
The coon said
"Fine"
Everyone drinks their coffee in silence.
"Dude coffee tastes horrible how can people even drink it"
The mosquito says after finishing his cup
"Yeah it's really bitter, but when the caffeine kicks in it's awesome."
The human kite said
"It's not just awesome it's kickass"
The coon corrected
"So what now?"
Mosquito asked
"We have to wait until 3 AM"
The coon answered
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South Park - TFBW
HumorSuddenly the kids break up into two teams, they start fighting with each other but who is their real enemy? Cover isnt mine. This story is based of the South Park video game "the fractured but whole" ...
