Suddenly the kids break up into two teams, they start fighting with each other but who is their real enemy?
Cover isnt mine.
This story is based of the South Park video game "the fractured but whole"
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The Coon and Friends are sitting at the table waiting for their 'leader' to share his plan with them, the coon stands up and walks over to a whiteboard he has a marker in his hand.
"Guys, this day is very special." The coon said wiping a tear from his eye
"Our franchise is going to be rich!!" He yelled while smiling
Everyone waited for him to continue, the boy wiped a few more 'tears' away and took a deep breath
"Alright, now that I've collected myself here's the plan."
He started drawing on the whiteboard.
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(imagine that Cartman explained what he saw on TV. I drew this because I'm better at visually showing and doing stuff)
"So.. your telling us that something is stealing people's clothes and the mayor has put a reward on 10k for the person catching the thieves..?" The human kite said in a doubtful tone
"No no kite not just something.. it's someone" The coon corrected him
"Did Wonder Tweek get to you or something fatass" Human kite said
All the others stayed silent trying to progress what the fuck the plan was.
"Im being seriously Kite, don't you remember that the gnomes actually exist?" The coon asked
"Dude no way, we just drank way too much coffee that night."
"Guys! It's true, and it's 10 thousand dollars." The coon told them
"So what exactly is the p-pla-plan?" Fastpass asked him
"We have to catch at least one of the gnomes, then we can make it lead us to the others." The coon said proudly
"And how would we catch something that most likely doesn't exist?" Super Craig asked
"Super Craig, you out of everyone here should believe me your literally Wonder Tweeks boyfriend." The coon looked at him
"Ex-boyfriend." Super Craig replied
"Oh."
The awkward silence spread like a wildfire, no one knew what to say until someone switched the subject.
"Well uh.. I suggest we get some heros to stay up to catch the gnomes, I remember Tweek mentioned that they always appear at 3AM" The human kite said
"Bzzzt good idea kite!" The mosquito said cheerfully trying to lift the atmosphere
"Yeah, Super Craig go buy some coffee at Tweek Bros." The coon said
"Why do I have to do it?" Super Craig asked
"Because I said so, now go. "
The boy in the blue chullo hat got up from the table and started walking towards the door that lead outside. Soon after he was gone.
"Also Super Craig, Mosquito and Kite are staying up with me" The coon told them all
"Why do I never get to do any missions coon?" Captain Diabetes asked in a sad tone
"Maybe the gnomes fart a lot captain, it wouldn't be good if you started a diabetic rage right?" The coon said
"..right, your right! See you guys."
Captain diabetes and Fastpass walked out of the coon lair.
