-Outside Tupperware (Tolkiens) Mansion, after curfew-
"Why did it have to be after curfew, I literally had to sneak p-past my p-pa-parents."
Fastpass asked The coon
"It was human kites idea, Fastpass ask him"
"Oh shut up fatass, all that matters is that we're all here."
The human kite said
"Uh.. actually we're not all here, where's Super Craig?"
"Maybe he didn't want to f-f-face Wonder Tweek"
A boy crossed the street, moving towards the group
"What took you so long, Super Craig?"
The coon said
"My dad caught me sneaking out but instead of getting mad he just talked about uh.."
Super Craig hesitated
"Forget it"
"Well, now that we're ALL here! Let's get this going"
The human kite said
The coon opened the gate to the mansion and they all walked into the front yard following a neatly decorated rock path
"Okay we have to be silent"
The human kite whispered
"We know Kyle, we're not kindergartners"
The coon replied
The little group made it to the front door and stopped there
"S-so do we just open the door?"
Fastpass asked
"I guess so"
Super Craig said reaching for the doorknob
"Super Craig you idiot don't open it-"
The coon said
Too late Super Craig had already turned the doorknob and the door opened slowly. Inside there was a luxuriously decorated living room
"Tolkiens parents are really rich huh"
The human kite said stunned from the mansions interior
"I g-gu-guess his parents aren't home"
Fastpass stated
They all walked inside, they where still quiet of course..
"OH MY GOD! You guys Tolkien has seven oculus's!"
The coon yelled
"Fuck! Your so unprofessional Cartman, but yeah that's pretty cool"
The human kite whisper yelled
"Can we just go to their base?"
Super Craig said
"Yeah let's go"
The coon answered
Super Craig led them all to a door with a sign reading "Freedom Pals" he turned the doorknob but just when the door started to open an alarm rung
"Fuck"
Super Craig said
"Let's just get the phone guys, we have come so far!"
The human kite said
"No way, f-f-Fastpass is out"
Fastpass ran out of the mansion with his super speed, leaving the others
"Let's go guys"
The coon said
The remaining heros walked down the stairs behind them the door closed and locked shut, the alarm stopped ringing. The first one to get to the end of the stairs was the coon. He froze
"Retreat guys! Hurry"
He whisper yelled to the others
It was too late the door was locked and they couldn't get out
"Toolshed wake up!! We have company"
A unknown voice yelled
Our missionary heros went into the base and saw two freedom pals, one sleeping and the other trying to wake said up
"They're only two we can do this"
The coon said to the others
"Yeah but it's Wonder Tweek and Toolshed, they're pretty good fighters"
The human kite whispered back
Wonder Tweek finally managed to wake up Toolshed, and they both walked towards the other heros
"What are you guys doing here??"
Wonder tweek asked
"We're just here for good times with friends, what do you think wonder tweek"
The coon answered
"We need something from you guys"
The human kite said
"What is it?"
Toolshed questioned
"Doctor Timothy stole my phone, and Super Craig said it would be here at your base"
The coon said
"GAH, he'd never steal a phone! You guys are lying"
Wonder tweek yelled
"You guys don't understand how much we need that phone"
The coon said
"Too bad, your not getting it!"
Toolshed said
"Then we have to take it"
The human kite remarked
"Your not taking anything!! You have to fight for it"
Wonder tweek yelled
"Alright let's fight then"
Super Craig responded
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South Park - TFBW
HumorSuddenly the kids break up into two teams, they start fighting with each other but who is their real enemy? Cover isnt mine. This story is based of the South Park video game "the fractured but whole" ...
