The guardians of the galaxy crash landed in westeros. Aegon meets a girl that could change his life and rescue him from the role he never wanted.
Can Aegon convince her that he's worth the hassle?
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"Peace offering." Cassie remarked pouring Aegon and Aemond a glass. "Asgardian ale." She said sweetly. "From our good pal, Thor Odinson."
"Thor, like the God?" Aegon questioned.
"Not like the God he is a God." Cassie corrected as she took a seat.
"Don't waste our good stuff on them." Rocket griped.
"I am Groot."
"Not at the table." Peter told Groot.
"You understand him?" Aegon questioned.
"Oh yeah, at first it was frustrating but we speak fluent Groot." Cassie agreed and Aegon took a sip, it made his eyes burn immediately.
"What is this?" Aemond questioned pushing his glass away.
"It is not meant for mere mortals." Cassie chuckled back as she took a long sip.
"What are you then?"
"Half human." Cassie offered.
"Half?" Aemond countered.
"Half Spartoi... you know, a sentient... wow year 300 is lacking." Peter remarked.
"You brought them here?" Alicent spat.
"Prince Aegon invited them in." Criston remarked.
"And you let him? They crash landed on that thing! They could be aliens! They could be from Essos wanting to kill my children, take the throne and you just let them in!" Alicent spat.
"They are certainly something." Criston agreed.
"Why is there a tree at the table and a raccoon?" Alicent questioned.
"Watch it lady!" Rocket glared back at her and Alicent fainted on the spot.
"Good going Rocket." Cassie murmured taking another sip.
"We are royalty too." Peter went on and Cassie rolled her eyes. "From the planet Spartax."
"Pete, shut up." Cassie begged.
"No, they need to know we are not animals." Peter declared before looking at Rocket as he burped. "Well, most of us."
"What even is that?" Aemond questioned nodding to Groot.
"I am Groot." he answered.
"He is Groot." Cassie agreed tapping her glass to Peters.
"And what are you doing in westeros?" Aegon questioned leaning closer.
"Looking for a handsome prince to fill my time before the ship is fixed." Cassie said bluntly and Aegon smirked taking another sip of the Asgardian ale. "Burns doesnt it." Cassie remarked, Aegon choked back the searing burn as it slid down his throat.
"It's great." Aegon croaked out.
"So what year are you from?" Aemond questioned. Cassie's face scrunched up as she thought about that.
"We bought knowhere from the collector..." Cassie began slowly.
"Yeah that was... how long ago?" Peter questioned. They both looked to Rocket.
"Oh now you need me." Rocket barked. He started counting on his furry fingers.
"We spend more time in space than in one time zone." Cassie informed them.
"Where are you from then? Space?" Aegon asked intrigued by this mysterious beauty.
"Missouri." Cassie and Peter answered.
"Missouri?" Aegon countered. Cassie tapped her watch and a constellation of stars appeared before them. Then the planets circling around them.
Aegon and Aemond stared at Cassie amazed as she moved the holographs before them. Rocket, Peter and Groot were not impressed having seen more exciting things than holograms but Aegon and Aemond had not.
"So earth, here is Missouri," Cassie went on. "But we have been living on KNowhere."
"No where? Where?" Aemond countered.
"We live on KNowhere." Cassie repeated. Aemond stared back at her confused.
"KNowhere you idiot." Rocket declared.
"Rocket manors." Peter demanded.
"Drax is going to be pissed he missed out on this." Cassie remarked.
"I am Groot."
"Damn straight!" Cassie said with a snap.
"You think you could fix the ship?" Peter asked Rocket.
"I need to get a better look in the daylight." Rocket countered. "See the damage and what this useless piece of rock has for replacements."
"Then I suppose we should be looking for a hobble to stay in for the night." Cassie mused glancing to Aegon.
"Stay as long as you need!" Aegon declared. "Stay in the palace. Stay here. You will be treated like royalty." Aegon practically begged.
"What the hell." Rocket agreed.
"I am Groot."
"I think I need a royal tour." Cassie remarked.
"Yes," Aegon shouted eagerly as he got up.
"Cassie." Peter tsked. "We just met them."
"And they are offering us a stay in a palace." Cassie reminded him. "Whats the worst that could happen?"
"Remember the last time you said that and we ended up in jail, in space and rocket had me steal some guys legs?" Peter countered.
"I do remember that. I also remember you ended us up in jail because you couldnt keep it in your pants." Cassie retorted.
"And he is?" Peter shouted back.
"The difference here is I don't want him to... not... to..." Cassie faltered thinking of her wording. "I want him to..."
"Cassie!"
"Crash landing is nothing new, handsome human princes, that is new." Cassie reminded him.
"What are you two?" Aegon countered.
"My big brother. But I'm in charge." Cassie reminded them. "Show me around." Cassie requested grabbing Aegon's hand. "See you boys in the morning!" She called over her shoulder.
"My brother is married." Aemond remarked calmly. "To our sister."
"Cassie, they fuck their sister! Abort, abort!"
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