Apocalypse: GATE (Vietnam war x GATE: thus the JSDF fought there)

Part 6, Drills, Desserts and Disasters

Colonel Williams POV (June 29th, 1968)

We were flying to Fort Alnus when we had to stop at one of our Outposts on the beach to refuel and to rest up before they go off to the fort. The men and I played football and had fun all around but then one of my men notices something. A certain soldier, SGT 1st class Allan Tomita from Salem Oregon. He was a good friend of mine during Ia Đrăng but he getting close to that yellow rose bitch and I was getting concerned that if we had to fight them, he couldn't do it or would outright refuse to fight them.

I figured it best to keep him away as best I can and if push comes to shove, I'll try and break them up. And try and break them up I did. During a game, I tripped her when she was running to him after their win but to my shock, Lt. Tomita Caught her and their relationship was made official! I tried again with Tomita when I pulled a grenade in his pants and blew him to ruin his white suit but all I did was turn the suit black since I used a shit training grenade and the relationship tightened since she preferred the blacked suit! My final attempt is now! With me switching out his dessert for one made from the kitchen and therefore ruining the moment! I switched minutes before the ultimate moment and when Allen Realized what happened, It was too late and I laughed my butt off thinking I got her. "God Fucking Damnit! My plan Failed!" when it turned out the Dessert I picked was delicious and made them even more close than ever! I was going to try again but then Allan sacked my face in since he heard me shout and I could've tried to ruin it again but I gave up after Allen gave my face a black eye. It was even worse when he handed her the dessert he actually made! I couldn't believe my luck today! All my ruin relationship plans failed and now I got to deal with the result!

SGT MAG Anderson POV

I was arm-wrestling when I saw 2 guys outside the wall which I thought were civilians. I grabbed a board and shouted, "Eat this, you civvy bastards!" before knocking them unconscious. It turned out it was SGT Tomita and COL Kilgore! I freakin bashed the guys' heads in! Although I think I hit Tomita more since a girl came running for him. I had to drag Old Kilgore to the med station since no one else wanted to do it. I heard Kilgore's rants about the loves and asked him. "Ya jealous of Tomita, Sir? I swear you didn't love that noble Bitch! You're still looking for a girl, aren't ya, sir?" The Colonel Responded, "No! I want to break them up! I don't want Tomita to lose his fighting spirit against these bitches" "Alright, I got something!" I then grabbed an Incendiary Grenade, dropped it and it didn't go to plan at all, It went Better! It burnt off both their clothes and she slapped him right in the face! I snuck off while Kilgore was laughing his ass off, I snuck a little chuckle myself. I then ducked under Lt. Tucker's desk. He was asleep so I thought no one would notice until they got Kilgore to find me. He was forced to lead them right to me so taking the only option I had, I jumped into a dumpster and hid in the trash. I thought they wouldn't find me until PVT Ryan dropped a cigarette into the dumpster. "cue Anderson burning and screaming" It was made worse when some fuck head dumped Nitroglycerin into the dumpster! That guy got burnt real bad but not like me. He had to fix the wall and pay for the damages while I got sent to intensive care. "Who the hell thinks a smart idea to throw Nitroglycerin into an open flame!? That is the Dumbest Fucking Idea I have ever seen!!! You got be the most retarded maggot on earth to something as dumb as that!" The medics then hauled me onto the chopper, finally giving me some Fucking rest!