Newtmas Oneshots ^~^

Tease

"What on God's green earth are you doing Tommy?" 

Thomas turned around, grinning. "I'm making pizza." 

Newt walked over and inspected the dough, poking it. "You feel that? You need a lot more flour." He looked at Thomas. "There's some in your hair, use that."

"There's flour in my hair?"

"I just said that didn't I? What did ya do, stick your head in the bloody bowl?"

"You are insufferable," Thomas huffed. "Get out of my kitchen." 

"We live together and I'm hungry so...no." 

"I'm making pizza, it'll be ready in a few minutes." 

"No," Newt smiled sweetly and kissed Thomas's cheek.

Thomas swatted at him with a cloth and Newt laughed. 

Time skip 

"This is nice pizza," Newt remarked through a mouthful. 

"Really?"

"The cheese is so fucking stringy and the dough is perfect." 

Thomas blushed. "Thanks Newtie."

When they finished, Thomas brought their plates to the sink. "D'you want desert? I think we have ice cream." 

Newt stood up and wrapped his arms around Thomas's neck. "I can think of something much sweeter," he murmured and pressed their lips together. 

Thomas mentally rolled his eyes, but grabbed the blonde's hips anyway. He let one hand drift down his back, and it drifted back up.

"Stop teasing me and just grab my ass Tommy,"  Newt said, "I'll start teasing you too." 

"Try me blondie," Thomas smirked. 

Newt leaned in again and bit Thomas's bottom lip. 

When Thomas happily opened his mouth Newt moved away to kiss his neck. 

"You little shit." 

Newt smirked and slowly kissed down his neck to his collar bone. But then he leaned back a little bit, so only his hot breath was felt on the skin. 

"Newt I swear to god-" 

Newt interrupted him by shoving his hand down his pants. "You were saying?" 

Thomas closed his mouth and swallowed. "I-I wasn't." 

"You sure?" Newt's lips ghosted over Thomas's ear. "I think you were telling me something." 

Thomas shook his head. He could feel Newt's fingers moving through his boxers and he loved it.

"I def-finitely wasn't." 

Newt laughed softly and attached his lips to where Thomas's neck and collar bone met, started sucking on the skin. When he was done he looked at it, pleased with his work. 

"I don't like being teased Tommy," Newt said, and licked his tongue over the hickey. 

"I know that now," Thomas muttered. "Can you please do something though."

"Am I teasing you? Now you know how I feel when you won't grab my ass." 

"If I grab your ass will you do something?" 

Newt smiled devilishly and whispered, "no," and walked away, leaving Thomas feeling extremely unsatisfied and extremely hard.

I...yeah.

If Ash sees this (you know who you are hun) I don't write smut but I'll write making out.