I Am Here for Oneshots

Pokey 🌶️

"Alright everyone! It's time for the next challenge!" I heard Kirishima yell out in the common area of the dorms. We have been doing a challenge every week and anyone who chickens out has to clean all the public bathrooms on Sunday. Of course usually more than one person backs out but who could blame the girls for refusing to do things with Mineta? Last week was Halloween and the challenge was a haunted house with a random person.

The partners are always drawn lottery style and I managed to get Todoroki which honestly kind of made it boring. He didn't understand why people go to a haunted house if you don't like being scared. Unfortunately Momo had gotten Mineta and she toughed it out but Mineta ended up with detention for the next month for sexual harassment.

"What the fuck is it this week?" I heard Kacchan groan under his breath, unlike everyone else who either cheered for the game or complained about who they were with ***cough cough*** Mineta ***cough cough*** Kacchan on the other hand looked forward to each challenge. Never backing down. One week the challenge was to go to the movies with someone and Kacchan drew Mineta's name, that's when that changed, they went and when they came back Mineta was mostly black and blue with lots of blood dripping from his nose. Turns out that Mineta isn't only into girls and he actually tried to make a pass at Kacchan. I haven't been able to look at him the same since. Actually it's more like I've been pretending he wasn't there at all. Kacchan hasn't been nearly as enthusiastic about the challenges since.

"Calm down everyone, we are about to find out what we will be doing this week!" Kirishima called out again and this time everyone quieted down. Kirishima held up his phone showing the app that he used to shuffle random games and dares and hit shuffle, ten seconds.

10. Everyone is holding their breath.
9. Please don't let me get stuck with Mineta.
8. You know what, if I do get him I'll just back out and clean the bathrooms.
7. It's not that bad of a job anyway.
6. I mean not really.
5. Not in the long run.
4. Well at least we don't have to clean everyone's personal bathrooms.
3. Just the common area ones.
2. I really don't want to do that either.
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"Pokey Challenge!" Kirishima announced and there were several groans and I even heard Iida grumbling about personal space and boundaries. How did he ever approve this activity in the first place? I then heard him mumbling about getting Mineta removed from the group due to inappropriate behavior.

"Oi, Glasses. That's the best thing I've heard out of your mouth this year," Kacchan got his attention. "What do we need to do?" He put a hand on Iida's shoulder and looked him in eyes. "The next time that fucker tries to grab my ass, I won't stop at bruises and a broken nose." How didn't everyone hear this? Not a single person made a motion that they heard Kacchan at all, except Iida.

Iida blinked several times, surprised at what Kacchan was saying before pulling out his phone and tapping away. He showed Kacchan his phone. Kacchan nodded and they were both looking at Iida's phone for a while before Kacchan took the phone and started typing. What exactly did Mineta do? It has to be more than grabbing at his butt, although that alone is more than enough if you ask me. Kirishima was still typing everyone's names into the shuffling app. Aizawa Sensei came in, looked at Kacchan and pointed at his own phone and Kacchan just nodded, still looking pissed as hell.

"Mineta, you are coming with me. Now," Aizawa Sensei instructed before turning around to leave and everyone let out a sigh of relief, including myself. No one wanted to be paired with him. Besides, this way there are an even number of students for the shuffle, thanks to Shinso being in our class.

"Thank Nezu," I heard more than one person say but the loudest was Kirishima. He coughed and got everyone's attention again. "Alright the first pair is?" He hit the button and we all waited until it showed Kaminari and Shinso. Several people, mostly those in Kacchan and my friend group, cheered them on and I am pretty sure that the reason is obvious. They have a serious crush on each other and I don't understand how they haven't started dating yet.