"DEXIPOO!" My cousin's shrill voice woke me from my sleep for the second time in two days. God, this meant school started today. I looked to the clock and saw that it was six a.m.
"You're insane!" I shouted from my bed where I covered my head with a pillow. I heard a thud and looked up to see the demon standing over me. I grabbed my wooden cross from my bedside table.
"Demon! The power of Christ compels you!!!!"
"You don't even believe in god. Now get up, it's time for school idiot!"
"We have two whole hours until it starts!"
"And you need a whole hour in the morning just to watch My Little Pony so get up!!" I begrudgingly did what she said then shoved her out the window. She screamed and fell to her death.
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Joking. She was able to grab her window frame and haul herself into her own room. The first scenario was funnier though.
I got dressed into the ugly uniform of black dress pants, a white dress shirt, a reddish vest-over shirt thing, black dress shoes, and some sort of ugly half cape with a tiger as the pin holding it to me. This is the twenty-first century, who are they to make us wear capes?
I styled my hair and watched an episode of My Little Po- I mean, umm, the first part of Top Gun, then jumped over to Sophie's window. She was in the bathroom rubbing something all over her face with a paint brush. Oh wait, never mind, it was a makeup brush.
Her uniform consisted of an ugly red plaid skirt, white button up shirt, the same red vest thing, black converse (that were definitely not part of the uniform), and the same cape and clip.
"Do you seriously need makeup?" I asked her.
"I don't need it, but I like to have just a bit on." She told me as she swiped a black brush thing through her eyelashes.
"Why do you like to wear it if you don't need it? Doesn't it get itchy?" As you can tell, I have literally no makeup knowledge.
"Because it looks nice. Now get out of my bathroom so I can finish." She slammed the door in my face so I sat on her bed and started playing Capybara Rush on my phone. I dragged my finger across the screen, collecting all the capybaras and pumpkins.
"New high score!!!!" My voice rang through the room.
"SHUT UP!" My lovely cousin screamed through the closed door. I checked the time- shoot! We have ten minutes to get to school! Stupid Capybara Rush, wasting all your time without you realizing!!! No wait, I didn't mean it! Capybara Rush is not stupid! No!!!!!!!!
Okay okay, back on track now. I yanked Sophie out of the bathroom by one of her two French braids, thankfully she was finished otherwise I would've had to deal with her wrath, and pulled her down the stairs. She continued to run out the door but I stopped her.
"Breakfast!" Sophie rolled her eyes at me and grabbed a piece of bread, her lunch, backpack, and her alto saxophone then ran out the door. Thankfully, I'm not in band and I don't need a home lunch. I peacefully waltzed out the door with a piece of bread in my backpack, ready to start the day.
Sophie was waiting in the passengers seat of my car, impatiently drumming her fingers on her legs as I slowly got in. In fact, I think I set a new record for how slow you can be. But... we only had five minutes to get to school... I also set a new record for how fast you could possibly drive. Sophie's hands were latched onto the arms of her seat as her body was pushed into the leather.
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Green, White, and Blue ~ A KotLC tale...
Fanfiction(KotLC human au) Sophie Foster was a girl everybody loved, but nobody knew that it was her. The person they loved was Moonlark, the world famous singer and songwriter. She's joined on stage by her cousin, Dex Dizznee, as Techno. They're used to thei...
