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Unwanted marriage

       [Grian POV]

"WAIT WHAT? So your telling me I'm gonna marry I guy I haven't even met before!?" I shouted. My mom nodded.

"But I don't even know him, what if he's a dick to me?" I cried out.

"Oh darling, I'm sorry, but your father is not gonna change his mind on this." my mom said with a small smile.

"What is dad even trying to get out of this?" I looked up at my mom.

"Your father wants to merge his company with another company, and to do so you must marry the owner of the companies child."
"Which appears to be a 27 year old guy named Mumbo."

Hm, well, it's good he's just one year older than me, it would be weird to have a husband several years older than you, y'know?

"What is the company called?"

" S.T.A.R"

God, that's like one of the most successful companies in the world, I guess that's why dad will literally just marry me away to a random guy I've never met. Everything that man does for money, I thought for myself.

"I'm still not happy with this. But if I'm getting forced to do it anyway, when is it?" I asked.

She smiled. "It's next week!"

"pfft, next week, funny, but when's it's actually?" I glanced up at my mom, she looked serious.

"WAIT NEXT WEEK?!"

"..mhm." She nodded

"Oh gosh I'm gonna fucking die." I don't want a husband, especially next week.

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                                  [Mumbo POV]

I heard three knocks on the door. Ugh what does my dad want now? To make dinner? We have maids for that and they make spectacular food everyday anyway.

"Yeeess??" I shouted at the door. I just wanted to read my book, can't I have some personal space in this house? The door opened, I was surprised to see a maid, probably cause dad was to lazy to move from that stupid chair he always sat in.

"Hello sir, your father wants you up in the office." The maid said forming a smile.

She looked around in my room. "I can clean your bedroom when your away if you want?" I thought I saw some blush on her face after she said that but I ignored it.

"Nono I rather not have people running through my stuff, but thank you." I said quickly. Was my room so messy? I thought I was pretty organized with all my stuff, but I guess not.

I sat up from my bed and moved to the door. "Thank you m'lady" I told her as she closed the door behind me. I was sure i saw blush on her face. Every girl I met always blushed and tried to make a move on me when I complimented them, but in reality I was just a nice guy trying to spread positivity in the world.

"Hope you find out I'm gay" I muttered to myself as I was out of earshot.

I walked up the endless long hallway to my fathers office. I stood outside the door and fixed my hair. I tried to open the door as quietly as possible but that clearly didn't work as he was glaring at me when I closed the door.

I straightened my back and rested my shoulders.

"Hello dad, what do you want? I asked just wanting to be done with this I hated talking with my dad, he was so strict and I couldn't be myself with him.

"Straight to the point, huh?"

I nodded.

"Well, your gonna get married next week."