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======== Campus (courtyard) 9:30 am ========
There in the courtyard stood Childe, Scaramouche, Xiao, Hu Tao and Ganyu all talking while patiently waiting for you
"So scara" Childe spoke up holding in his laughter as Scaramouche just looked up to face him
"Are you majoring in coding cause there's a small number of people majoring in that or are you small cause you're majoring in coding?"
"Are you majoring in finance cause you're a basic bitch or is it because there was nothing to major in that made use of your impeccable skill of never shutting the fuck up to the point of making everyone around you want to kill themselves?" he shot back harshly making Childe dramatically grunt
"Yeah take it! You fucking giraffe!" Hu Tao cheered in response
"Short people are so angry"
"There's nothing wrong with being short" Xiao spoke up (obvious hypocrite) "It's a perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice"
"well obviously you're on the short side" Scaramouche rolled his eyes
"but we're the same height-" He spoke back
"What no we're not I- how tall are you?" Scaramouche asked as Hu Tao, Ganyu and Childe just observed
"5'2, what about you?" he asked
"...I'm...5'4" Hu Tao and Childe narrowed their eyes at Scaramouche "...and a half"
"you're not"
"YES I AM!!"
"ok ok just stand back to back and we'll see" Childe said placing a hand on Scaramouche's shoulder lightly making him turn his back so that him and Xiao we're back to back
"hmmm" Childe hummed as he held his chin in thought "everyone under 6'0 just seem the same height to me"
"it's obvious Xiao's taller" Ganyu spoke up, that's when you appeared
"what's going on here?"
"We're measuring heights to see who out of Scaramouche or Xiao is taller" Childe spoke placing his hands on top of each guy's head
"Yeah, stick around and they might start measuring dicks" Hu Tao whispered
"Guys well height doesn't really matter to be honest-"
"it does if you're under six feet" Childe mumbled still measuring Xiao and Scaramouche
"No i'm serious I actually prefer shorter guys"
"You're in luck cause twinkle toes over here is 5'2" Hu Tao nudged Xiao
