"If this guy flew planes for Ward, he's gotta be pretty tight lipped." Pope states as Kie drives the car. The two Maybanks and Erin sit in the backseat and JJ is dealing with his gun.
"So direct approach gets my vote, then." JJ states, loading the gun.
"JJ, no."
"No, what?"
"Absolutely not."
"Fuck no." Erin grabs the gun from him, making sure the safety's on.
"Guys! We gotta keep this simple or we'll never get John B off." JJ says, snatching the gun back from Erin.
"No, JJ." She says, going for the gun.
"Hey, hey, hey. How 'bout we don't play hot potato with the weapon?" Zack suggests.
"Or we just tickle the wire." Pope says.
"I hope this isn't as weird as it sounds." Zack comments.
"What?" Kie questions.
"We tickle the wire." Pope says. "I plant my phone in his car, and then we listen in on your ear pods." He explains as he puts the ear pods in his ears. "Say something." He holds his phone out to Kie.
"Something." Kie says into the phone, Pope hearing it through the ear pods.
"Okay, we have audio." Pope says. "I think that's his house over there." He points out and Kie pulls to a stop on the side of the road. "All right, honk or, uh... yell or something if you see anything suspicious." He says and Kie nods.
"Don't do anything dangerous." Kie tells him.
"Come on. I'm not JJ." Pope smiles, getting out of the car.
"Funny, Pope. Love fifth wheeling. It's my favorite thing." JJ says sarcastically as Pope sneaks to the house.
"How's it been going? You know, with Pope and all?" JJ asks Kie after a few moments.
"It's good." Kie answers.
"It's good? All right." JJ says.
"In the bedroom, is he, like, kinda freaky, cause it's Pope, you know?" JJ asks.
"Oh, my God. Ew." Erin grimaces.
"Bro!" Zack exclaims.
"Why are you asking?" Kie questions.
"I don't know. Just kinda curious." JJ shrugs, looking at the window. "Just spitballing here."
"Well, stop." Erin tells him.
"You don't need to spitball. We could sit in silence." Kie offers.
"Yeah, just cause you can't have sex right now doesn't mean we gotta talk about their sex life." Zack says.
"Shut up, dude. That has nothing to do with this." JJ says.
"Can we just shut up?" Erin pleads.
"Ranking wise." JJ says after a few moments.
"Oh, my God." Erin groans.
"Oh, you're still asking?" Kie turns to him.
"Yeah, I was just curious." JJ defends.
"Oh, you're still curious." Kie says.
"Curiosity killed the cat, bro." Zack mutters.
"Is John B better? Or--" JJ asks.
"What?" Kie questions incredulously.
"Okay." JJ mutters.
"Okay." Pope jumps back in the car. "Phase one is complete." He looks between the three who all have awkward expressions. "Everything-- are we all good?"
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you're on your own, kid... obx
Fanfiction[ outer banks -- seasons 1-4 ] Brooklyn Cameron, Erin Stewart, & Zack Maybank Standalone: You're on Your Own, Kid I DO NOT own Outer Banks, any of the show's characters or storylines. I ONLY own my OCs and their storylines.
