Cut to sitting outside Dr. Linda's office
Lucifer: Was your offspring planned or a mistake?
Chloe: Planned, sort of.
Lucifer: Really? 'Cause I've never understood the human desire to procreate.
Chloe: That's probably a good thing.
Zarathos: Oh trust me blondie it is. I don't think anyone wants to see a bunch of little devils running around.
Lucifer: I mean, children are hideous little creatures, terrible, taxing burdens.
Chloe: Mmm. Mmm.
Zarathos: That's not really helpful Luci.
Lucifer: Oh, um, yours is fine. I mean, you know, nothing to crow about, but nothing to be too embarrassed about, either, so that's quite good, isn't it?
Chloe: Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound? At least your brother has some sort of manners.
Zarathos: Thank you I think?
Lucifer: No. Speaking of dicks... why was that ex-husband of yours pressuring you to close the case?
Chloe: No reason.
Lucifer: Strange.
Zarathos: Very strange.
Chloe: Yes, you are. The both of you.
Lucifer: Did our father send you?
(Dr. Linda opens her door.)
Dr. Linda: Okay, Detectives, I'll see you now.
Chloe: Thank you.
Lucifer: Oh did you hear that Zara, we're "Detectives" now.
Zarathos: Awesome
Cut to inside Dr. Lnda's Office
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Lucifer's Bounty Hunter
FanfictionLucifer Morningstar, the retired ruler of Hell, owns a high-end nightclub in Los Angeles, having moved there four years prior for a more exciting life. He took his right-hand demon, Mazikeen, hell's strongest demon, and his brother, Zarathos, Hell's...