Loving The Countess of Vesuvia (Nadia requests and headcanons)

Drunk Nadia headcanons

❀Nadia drinks alcohol on a daily basis, so she built up quite a tolerance. She does not spend her whole day drinking and rarely drinks heavily. A glass of champagne during lunch and some high-quality wine during dinner is all she consumes (except when someone pissed her off because then she drinks a bit more). And when she has a free evening, she might pop open a bottle of Golden Goose and sit down with a good book or tinker for a few hours.

❀But she might drink a lot more than usual when her life is horrible or in good company.

❀Slightly drunk Nadia is absolutely adorable. Normally, she isn't the most talkative (regardless, she's a great conversationalist), but with a bit of alcohol, she turns into the most bubbly person in the room. Wine and gossip flow, and the Countess' cheeks are slightly redder than usual. It's gorgeous. She's gorgeous.

❀The tension from her body just disappears, and she's a lot more relaxed than usual. And touchy.

❀She can talk about everything, and the alcohol makes her much less reserved. She normally avoids some topics, but drunk Nadia tends to be more open. She wouldn't reveal any state secrets and such things, tho. She still has a professional/royal vibe to her.

❀She also complains a lot more than usual to anyone willing to listen. If not, she just finds someone else.

❀Giggles. Adorable af giggles that make your heart melt.

❀She is still very capable (it's canon.) Like, if needed, she can go straight to work with no problem, and if something goes wrong or Lucio makes an oopsie, she is the person who solves it. She's mommy no matter what happens.

❀Wasted Nadia, tho? Prepare for a disaster beyond your imagination.

❀Actually, no, but she might end up making a few bad decisions, like marrying someone on the spot (and you know exactly what I mean.)

❀And she is also a lot more flirty than usual, so she might end up making out with someone.

❀Ohh, and she's drinking straight from the bottle (do not tell her siblings, tho.)

❀"A Countess never throws up," Said drunk Nadia before absolutely destroying a bucket. Portia had to hold her hair.

❀She usually doesn't throw up, but it has happened once or twice.

❀Sober Nadia's laugh is angelic, polite, and beautiful. Drunk Nadia snorts and laughs very loudly (but she still sounds gorgeous, of course. And snorts are cute.)

❀If Julian is present, he and Nadia might end up dancing, and it's neither pretty nor elegant. Nadia and folk dances just don't go well together.

❀If Nadia is both sad and horribly drunk, there is a chance that she might cry, and she requires a shoulder to cry on.

❀And, of course, she goes to poor Muriel. He doesn't really like the idea, but no one has the heart to say no to Nadia while she has tears in her eyes.

❀She wraps her arms around him very tightly and ends up ruining his clothes with the mixture of her tears and makeup.

❀"My sincerest apologies, sobs I did not mean to do it. You must hate me right now." But it's impossible to get mad at her.

❀She might fall asleep on Muriel's shoulder when she finished crying. And drunk Nadia sleeps like a log, so good luck to Muriel if he attempts to escape her death grip (he probably gives her light pats on the back and lets her rest because he is a sweetheart, and we all must love and appreciate him.)

❀When Nadia wakes up, she's very embarrassed and swears to Muriel that it will never happen again. It will.

❀I would absolutely get drunk with her without any hesitation. Getting drunk with the Countess is the highlight of anyone's life.