Jason: So we just going to continue or...?
Booker: Didn't you say you had that picture of him in a sailor suit?
Jason: No!
RavenDragon: Leave him be.
Jason: Thank you.
Raven B: Next break we get.
(The scene opened to the Mess Hall with the Woodchucks and Gladys.)
GLADYS: Ladies, great news!
LOU: You finally got rid of the water rats in the lake?
GLADYS: Why would I want to do that? They eat all the garbage.
Everyone: What?
GLADYS: The news is, my boyfriend just asked me to marry him!
MILEY/TIFFANY You're engaged?
ZURI: Someone likes you?
EMMA: There are rats in the lake?
GLADYS: I met him last night online at my favorite dating site, Desperately Seeking Anyone.
Raven B: He must be blind or something because there is no way she got a boyfriend.
Miley: Yep.
GLADYS: And the best news is, he's a Nigerian prince!
NIA: Say what now?
Chelsea: Rae didn't the same thing happen to you?
Raven B: Oh yeah. That's right. That African Exchange student Tendaji. He's a prince from Shakobi. He gave me a feather, a shell, and a gorgeous dress.
Jessie: You had a prince as a boyfriend?!
Raven B: We weren't dating. He liked me and it turned out that the dress was a wedding dress and I may or may not have walked into a party that also happened to be my wedding.
Jessie: Seriously?!
Miley: You almost got married to a prince?!
Nia: How have we not heard of this?!
Devon: Relax, she didn't marry him. Besides, she already got a king right here.
Raven B: And yet somehow this queen divorced this king. If listening to me was your strong suit Devon, then we wouldn't be divorced.
LOU: Oh boy. Gladys, the Nigerian prince thing is a well-known online scam.
GLADYS: Not true! My beloved, Prince Mutumbo, is giving me the largest diamond from the crown jewels for my wedding ring.
ZURI: Let me guess, he just needs you to send him a few hundred dollars to help with the shipping cost?
GLADYS: No! A few thousand.
NIA: Yeah you are definitely getting scammed.
Zuri: I can't believe that she had fallen for that.
GLADYS: Oh, and since I'm out of cash, I laid off the entire kitchen staff.
(The chef walked out the door.)
GLADYS: So your cabin has to cook for the whole camp.
MILEY: Why us?
LOU: Because she trusts us Woodchucks. Obviously.
GLADYS: No, you're just the first people I ran into. BTW, the fly swatters make great spatulas. (chuckles then leaves.)
Jessie: Bad idea. Emma can't even work a blender.
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