Infinite: [Sighs] I really don't wanna do this...
Kat: Why not? Are you nervous?
Infinite: [Blushing] No! I mean yes! I mean... UGH!!!!!
Kat: Besides, you already know what happens if you break the contract!
Infinite: [He sighed] Fine... but what happens if she says no?
Kat: Don't worry! There's only a 33% change she'll say no! Like there's a 33% chance she'll say yes, and a 33% chance she'll say "Don't ever talk to me again, Infinite!"
Infinite: [Sarcastically] Gee, thanks for the motivation... [He walked over to Fauna] Hey Fauna...
Fauna: Hmm? What is it, Infinite?
Infinite: [Blushing] I... I wanna tell you something... [To Kat] Can you go get the others for me?
Kat: Sure thing! [She went to go get the others, before coming back if everyone a few few minutes later]
Rover: So, what do ya need, boss?
Infinite: Thank you all for coming... [He turned to Fauna]
Rover: Wait, is it finally happening?!
Amy: I think so!
Infinite: Fauna the butterfly... Will you go on a date with me?
Fauna: [Blushes]
Rover: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! OH, MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!
Fauna: Of course!
Infinite: Really?
Fauna: Yes!
Infinite: Even if I did corrupt many innocent people?
Fauna: Wait, what?
Infinite: [Blushing] Err... Nevermind! [He turned to the others] And as for the rest of you, if I ever see you mess, hurt, or bully my darling Fauna, I will do one of three things! Repremand you, beat you up, kill you, or all three, with the order being from most tame to most deadly!
Rover: [Gulps] Yes sir...
Zazz: [Whispering to Zavok] Hey, I'm gonna be a savage, Zav!
Zavok: Don't do it, Zazz...
Zazz: I'm gonna do it!
Zavok: You're also gonna get yourself killed!
Zazz: I know! Doesn't that sound fun!
Zavok: Zazz, you are an idiot!
Zazz: I'm gonna do it because I'm irresponsible and stupid! [He walked over to Fauna and tried attacking her]
Fauna: GAH!!!!!
Zazz: I'M GONNA CUT YOUR SKIN OFF, PUT YOU IN A BOILING POT, AND EAT YOU UP, YOU TRASHY, SKANKY, FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER!!!!!
Fauna: [Screams]
Infinite: [He used his powers to pull Zazz away from Fauna]
Zazz: Uh... Infinite...!
Infinite: Listen here, buddy! Just beating her up is one thing, but threatning to eat her alive and call her a cum dumpster, is a whole other thing! [He slapped Zazz across the cheek] I AM GOING TO HURT YOU SO BADLY, THAT I'LL MAKE SOMETHING LIKE PRISON OR A DANGANRONPA KILLING GAME LOOK LIKE A PLAYGROUND!!!!!
Zazz: IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!!!! IT WAS A PRANK!!!!! ZAVOK, HELP ME!!!!!
Zavok: Nope! You're on your own buddy!
Infinite: PREPARE TO DIE, GRAPE SODA!!!!!
Amy: Infinite's gonna kill him!
Kat: Should we do something?
[Silence... With Infinite chasing Zazz around with a nuke]
Amy, Kat, and Zavok: NAH!!!!!
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Ask or Dare Team Forces Characters
Hayran KurguAsk or Dare the characters of Team Forces anything! Main Ships: Espio x Amy Sonic x Sally Tails x Larien Knuckles x Dawn Shadow x Rouge Charmy x Cream Vector x Vanilla Silver x Blaze Sprixie x Gruff Kat x Pico Inspired by many Ask or Dare Sonic books