INFAUNA COMFIRMED!!!!!

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Infinite: [Sighs] I really don't wanna do this

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Infinite: [Sighs] I really don't wanna do this...

Kat: Why not? Are you nervous?

Infinite: [Blushing] No! I mean yes! I mean... UGH!!!!!

Kat: Besides, you already know what happens if you break the contract!

Infinite: [He sighed] Fine... but what happens if she says no?

Kat: Don't worry! There's only a 33% change she'll say no! Like there's a 33% chance she'll say yes, and a 33% chance she'll say "Don't ever talk to me again, Infinite!"

Infinite: [Sarcastically] Gee, thanks for the motivation... [He walked over to Fauna] Hey Fauna...

Fauna: Hmm? What is it, Infinite?

Infinite: [Blushing] I... I wanna tell you something... [To Kat] Can you go get the others for me?

Kat: Sure thing! [She went to go get the others, before coming back if everyone a few few minutes later]

Rover: So, what do ya need, boss?

Infinite: Thank you all for coming... [He turned to Fauna]

Rover: Wait, is it finally happening?!

Amy: I think so!

Infinite: Fauna the butterfly... Will you go on a date with me?

Fauna: [Blushes]

Rover: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! OH, MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

Fauna: Of course!

Infinite: Really?

Fauna: Yes!

Infinite: Even if I did corrupt many innocent people?

Fauna: Wait, what?

Infinite: [Blushing] Err... Nevermind! [He turned to the others] And as for the rest of you, if I ever see you mess, hurt, or bully my darling Fauna, I will do one of three things! Repremand you, beat you up, kill you, or all three, with the order being from most tame to most deadly! 

Rover: [Gulps] Yes sir...

Zazz: [Whispering to Zavok] Hey, I'm gonna be a savage, Zav!

Zavok: Don't do it, Zazz...

Zazz: I'm gonna do it!

Zavok: You're also gonna get yourself killed!

Zazz: I know! Doesn't that sound fun!

Zavok: Zazz, you are an idiot!

Zazz: I'm gonna do it because I'm irresponsible and stupid! [He walked over to Fauna and tried attacking her]

Fauna: GAH!!!!!

Zazz: I'M GONNA CUT YOUR SKIN OFF, PUT YOU IN A BOILING POT, AND EAT YOU UP, YOU TRASHY, SKANKY, FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER!!!!!

Fauna: [Screams]

Infinite: [He used his powers to pull Zazz away from Fauna]

Zazz: Uh... Infinite...!

Infinite: Listen here, buddy! Just beating her up is one thing, but threatning to eat her alive and call her a cum dumpster, is a whole other thing! [He slapped Zazz across the cheek] I AM GOING TO HURT YOU SO BADLY, THAT I'LL MAKE SOMETHING LIKE PRISON OR A DANGANRONPA KILLING GAME LOOK LIKE A PLAYGROUND!!!!!

Zazz: IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!!!! IT WAS A PRANK!!!!! ZAVOK, HELP ME!!!!!

Zavok: Nope! You're on your own buddy!

Infinite: PREPARE TO DIE, GRAPE SODA!!!!!

Amy: Infinite's gonna kill him!

Kat: Should we do something?

[Silence... With Infinite chasing Zazz around with a nuke]

Amy, Kat, and Zavok: NAH!!!!!

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