K. B. Oneshots ★

Tired

You stumbled through the dark,
Alone.
You're an idiot.
Crime rates are through the roof
And you're out here,
Alone?
Dummy.
You were walking home from your stupid pathetic job and you barely made it through the front door of your apartment building without just passing out.
The lady at the front desk greeted you with a smile.
The smile was fake.
You knew it was.
She was fake.
Everything about her you hated.
"I..."
You slammed your head down on the counter the fake lady was at.
"Room 420..."
(A/N I HAD TO DO THAT-
I HAD TO.
IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW 4/20 aka april 20th, is Cuteski's birthday.. :))

Fake front desk lady gave you the keys to your room.
You sighed.
You walked over to the elevator and pressed the number 5 button.
You got in.
Up up up,
Up up up,
Up up up,
Stop.
You arrived at your floor and you got out of the creaky elevator,
You stumbled through the halls and eventually found your room.
"Go in you stupid key..."
The door rattled open and you walked inside.
You stumbled to the couch.
You fell on to the couch.
You took a deep breath and looked at the digital clock on your coffee table.
5:47 AM.
Goodness lord.
Your job kept you until almost 6 in the morning?
You reached into your pocket and grabbed your phone,
Katsuki was still at his agency.
You texted him.
To: shortfuse at 5:49 AM
Katsu...
Katsuuuuuuuu...
Katsu can you quit ignoring me and come home?

From: shortfuse To: sleepyasf at 5:52 AM
Wtf is wrong that you need me home

From: sleepyasf  To: shortfuse at 5:54 AM
I need you home so you can cuddle me
Thats whats wrong
My personal teddy bear is not smothering me with love like he wants to

From: shortfuse To: sleepyasf at 5:56 AM
rlly
You texted me for that

From: sleepyasf To: shortfuse at 5:58 AM
Yes
You better get here before my soul leaves on this couch

From: shortfuse To: sleepyasf at 6:00 AM
Idiot
You owe me
Im coming
Dont you dare fall asleep

From: sleepyasf To: shortfuse at 6:02 AM

mhm yep i love you too 😘😘
Oh and just for good measure
🦧🦧🦍🦍
There.

From: shortfuse To: sleepyasf at 6:04 AM

Kys

A few minutes later,
Knocking was heard.
Your mind went to one thing,
Katsuki.
You got up off of the couch and stumbled over to the door,
You opened it,
"Katsuki..."
You fell into his arms and he caught you,
Thankfully.
He picked you up and threw you over his shoulder.
"Why are you in your work clothes still? You smell like coffee and desperate barista people."
You laughed against his shirt.
"Barista people?"
"Yeah."
"I was too lazy to change into my pajamas."
"I already knew you were lazy."
"Then why'd you ask in the first place?"
"Shut your trap."
He sat you down on the couch with your back facing him and untied your apron.
That took him a solid 3 minutes.
He threw it on the floor and you fell on to your side.
"Ughh...I think I'm gonna dieee..."
"You aren't that tired."
"Yes I am."
"Tch."
Katsuki had taken his shirt off.
Yess...!
Shirtless Katsuki.
We love abs.
He grabbed the blanket that was slung over the couch and wrapped it around you.
"Make space for me. I'm not a twig."
You scooted over a little and he laid down beside you.
He pulled you close to his chest.
His breathing soothed you.
You guys fell asleep.
And now you have a new favorite place in the house.
The couch.