DONT ASK ABOUT THE TITLE CUT ME SOME SLACK OKAY?!?!?!?!?!? 😩😩 Im actually rlly excited to write this so- 🤓
One night, you were just walking around the house. You had to go to the bathroom really bad cause you had drank 5 glasses of lemonade earlier that day so you started running to the bathroom. Little did you know, Katsuki was in the bathroom getting dressed because he had just gotten out of the shower. So- When you opened the door, ABS STRAIGHT TO THE FACE. "AHHHHHH...! Oh. Just abs." You slowly started to bring your hand up to Katsuki's super hot abs. "EW- WHAT THE FU-" "Hold on. Let me feel." Katsuki just stood there like: Ò-Ó You traced your fingers across his abs and stared in awe. "Holy smokes~..." "YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME SHIRTLESS BEFORE...!" "I- BUT YOUR ABS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!" He blushed and pulled his shirt the rest of the way over himself. "Can I ask ya something, Katsuki?" "What do you want? I think you need a nap. You're going insane." "Woah." "What?" "Daddy Bakugo? put me down for a nap...pwease? UwU~" "What the fu-" "Daddies aren't supposed to cuss around their daughters."
"DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.!!!!!" Katsuki repeatedly smacked you until you stopped being weird. "OW- OW...OKAY OKAY ILL STOP." "YOU FRIKIN WEIRDO...!" "I'M SORRYYYYY..." "JUST ASK ME THE STUPID QUESTION...!" "Okay- okay." You paused for a second and caught your breath before speaking again. "How do you get those abs?" You placed your hands on Katsuki's stomach and looked up at him, it looked as if a question mark was floating above your head. "I JUST GOT THEM...!" "Yeah- uh huh. But- how? You don't just get a body this sexy...unless you're a certain music artist..." "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" "NOTHING!..." "I got them from exercise, dummy." "Ohhhhhhh..." You rocked back and forth on your heels. "That's it?" "No." "What else?" "I also got them from eating actual food and not eating like a 5 year old." "WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" "You literally bought five kid cuisines at the store the other day." "SO? KID CUISINES ARE GOOD!" "If you want abs you're gonna have to give up pretty much everything you eat that I don't make." "So...all I gotta do is eat your food and workout and I get abs? Bet." You ran into the living room and started doing push ups. You fell after two push ups. "OW. DUMB FLOOR." Katsuki was so ashamed of himself that he picked someone like you to be his girlfriend. "No. You have to do things right also, idiot." "OHHHHHHHHHH..." "Stop being loud." He walked over to you and picked you up off the floor. "Tell me how to get. abs...." Katsuki sat you down on the couch and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Really? You wanna know how?" "Yuh. Show me the way, sensei." "Don't call me that or I won't do anything for your azz." "Sorry." "Whatever. Be right back." He ran into the bedroom and grabbed one of your tank tops, one of the many pairs of joggers you had, and a hair tie from off of your vanity. After he grabbed everything he went back into the living room and sat everything down next to you. "Change into this." "Ehm...okay?" Bakugo turned away from you and you changed and also put your hair up, leaving your pajamas on the floor.
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Bakugo made you run around the whole city (almost) and didn't let you stop until you rounded every corner and completed the whole "course" in 10 minutes. You came back sweating and panting. "Kay...when's the part where I get abs?" "IT'S GONNA TAKE LONGER THEN AN HOUR!" "Oooh...wait, this is hot. You're like- my coach now, right?!" "Tch- shut up." "A-alright...but- do you have water? My mouth is dry." "Your mouth's dry?" "Uhm- yes. I just said that." Katsuki grabbed your chin and gave you a kiss on your lips. "There. Now run all the way back to the apartment complex." "NO." "Do you want abs?" "Yes." "Then run." "AGHHHHHHHHHH...!" You ran all the way back to the apartment you lived in and almost fell to the floor when you walked in the door. "Omigosh. Let me shower. Please let me shower- Katsuki. I hate feeling sweaty..." "Get used to it." "YOU'RE DENYING ME GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER...?! BUT YOU ALWAYS YELL AT ME WHEN I DON'T TAKE ONE!" "You can take one later." "AHHHHHHHHH. AM I DEAD...?! THIS FEELS LIKE H-..." "Wait. Daughters don't cuss in front of their daddies either. You're such an idiot, how come you didn't know?" "STOP BEATING ME AT MY OWN GAME...!" "THEN QUIT TALKING AND START DOING SQUATS." "WOAH..." "Wut-" "Squats?" "Yes...?" "You just wanna see my butt, don't you? Cmon, admit it." (If you don't got no booty, like if you a pancake, bakugo don't care he still takes every chance he gets to see yo booty so it don't matter hunny- whether you're a japanese pancake or an american pancake, he still love yo booty. And you should too.) (Search up japanese pancakes tho they so thicc bro like-) "EW- NO...! WEIRDO-" "Sure... :)"
This continued on for... A few months. And one day... YOU SAW THE CHANGE. YOU WERE JUST IN YOUR GUY'S BEDROOM PUTTING ON YOUR SHIRT AND RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLID IT ALL THE WAY OVER YOURSELF, "Holy fu-...IVE GOT ABS!..." Yuh. You had abs homie. "KATSUKI...!" Katsuki already knew his epic coach method worked. (He stole some of Mr. Aizawa's tricks- 🤓) Katsuki came running into the bedroom. "What?" "ABS. IVE GOT ABS. IVE GOT ACTUAL ABS." "Uh..." "Yeah- you do. So what?" "YOUR COACH METHOD WORKED...!! OHHHH THANK YOU BABYY!~" You ran up to Katsuki and gave him a hug. "You were da best coach ever!" "I know I was." "I CAN FINALLY EAT KID CUISINES NOWWWWW...!" "NO. YOU STILL HAVE TO STICK TO YOUR DIET IDIOT." "UH UH UH!...IM EATING ME SOME ALL STAR CHICKEN NUGGETS WIT DAT MAC N CHEESE AND CORN AND A CRUMBLY BROWNIE." "N o." "Watch me cook this and eat it, Katsuki. WATCH ME." "If you eat that shi-"
You ate the kid cuisine. It was frikin delicious. So Bakugo just let that day be a cheat day. Jeez only one cheat day out of every year? 😭😭😭 Yeah Bakugo was very strict coach. Very. Strict. But... Now you and Katsuki match so 🤓
Quick side note: if you felt offended in any way from this fanfic, im really sorry! This was just made as a joke becuz I like Katsuki's abs and uhm- I wanna be hot and smeggsy like him so... I just did this. Just so yk YOU GUYS ARE HOT AND SMEGGSY AND HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS AND PRETTY AND MAJESTIC AND SLAY 💅🏻 Remember that, homies. Ily 🥰🥰😘😘😘🤓🤓🤓🌈🌈🌈💖💖💖💖💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😩😩😩😩💎💎💎💎 Okay bye frens and remember you dont need to change for anything your awesome besties 🤓🤓
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