I- This oneshot was inspired by a freaking audio I listened to 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ Im literally dying rn. The audio was so dum but i loved it sm. Please kill me.
It was 2:00 in the morning and you were still awake. Just- this article about flaming hot cheetos had you so occupied it was like time itself didn't even exist! Katsuki heard one to many gasps and felt you changing positions way too many times for you to be asleep. He peeped one eye open and looked at you, sat straight up next to him in your guy's bed with your phone in your face. "Are you still awake...?" "I-" "Save it. I don't wanna hear any of your bullcrap. Put the phone up and go to bed." "But, Katsuu...just a few more minutes, please?" "No. I'm not giving you any more time. Put the phone up." "You have to get up early tomorrow." "Screw work. I wanna read." "No...you're not looking at anything...you're not reading anything...gimme the phone." "Mm mm." "Gimme the phone, y/n." "Nope." "Gimme the phone so I can put it on the charger." "Nuh uh!" "I hope you know I'm playing nice with you, I'm so much bigger. I could just snatch it out of your hands." After the last time of you disobeying him he snatched the phone out of your hands, got up out of the bed, and put it on the charger. You crossed your arms and poked your bottom lip out at him. "Hmph." "Don't pout. You can have it in the morning. Now go to bed." "No!" "If you don't lay your head down on that freaking satin pillow pull this comforter over you and shut your eyes and sleep I'll just have to smother you until you do." "Then I guess you'll just have to do that!" You said, trying to add a little bit of sass to your tone but you couldn't. Even though you'd never admit it, you were tired. "Alrighty then...you big baby." Katsuki sat across from you on the bed and pulled you into his arms. "Your organs are gonna explode..." "Mm...I don't care!" You said, your face nuzzled into Katsuki's shirt. He snickered and squeezed you tight in his arms. (In the audio the guy that made it like kept saying big squeeze and kept growling after every time he hugged us so the next part is brought to you by the sexy voice of boyfriend asmr guy...) (Yeah the audio was so weird lmfao) "Big squeeze..." Katsuki murmured, his face nuzzled into your hair. He gave you another big squeeze and growled. "And...seal it with a kiss~" Katsuki gave you a sleepy, but still rough, kiss and said against your lips, "Uh oh..." he kept pecking your lips as he continued speaking- "I smell it in the air~...not the candle, no." He gave you another peck before ending his sentence- "A kiss attack..." (Yeah he actually said that in the audio- not the candle part but it was hot asf tbh i was just like 😮💨... 😐) Your eyes widened and you slowly pulled away. "Yeah...all over your face. You better close your eyes...~" *CUE THE HOT SEXY KISSING SOUNDS* "It'sh...a kizz attack~...mm." He said against your right cheek. He pecked you a few times and stopped in the middle of your forehead. "Yeahuh. A kizz attack..." He continued to peck you again and then stopped once he got to your neck. "I'm...-" peck, peck, another peck, oop- another! "Very dangerous.." He gave you another squeeze and smirked. "You still all angry...?! Mrs. Grumpypants?" "Don't call me that...!!" "Shh...sh sh sh. Don't yell." You looked away from him but he just ended up grabbing your face and smooshing your cheeks together, forcing you to meet his eyes. "How about we head to bed now, yeah? I'm getting-" a yawn interrupted him and you would've swooned over it and became a new level of Bakugo Katsuki Simp which was a title you held quite proudly at how cute it was if you weren't mad at him for plugging up your phone and ending your reading about flaming hot cheetos- "Pretty sleepy. Yeah, let's go to bed. You already brushed your teeth, right?" Silence. "...Right?" Screw me. I didn't brush my teeth. Katsuki blinked his eyes as you played with the strings on your hoodie. "You didn't brush your teeth." "I never said that." "Yeah well by your actions I'm assuming you didn't. You're not answering me and your face got all red the second I asked you. Also your lookin' around the room like a lost puppy trying to find something you can change the subject with." "Cmon...let's go brush your teeth." Katsuki threw you over his shoulder and you struggled in his arms. "Don't try to escape, you need to brush your teeth." "Says who? Since when were you my mom...?!" "Since...just now." "Ughhh..." You buried your face in your hands and shook your head. "I don't feel like smelling your stinky breath all night when you're all up on me." "MY BREATH DOESN'T STINK!" "It actually does though." Katsuki stated, sitting you down on the toilet and grabbing your toothbrush out of it's cup on the sink. "Yours does too!" "Not right now..." "Mmhmm..." you hummed doubtfully, crossing your arms. Katsuki put some toothpaste on your toothbrush and squatted down in front of you and blew in your face. The smell of mint hit your nose and normally you would swat him away and laugh when he did that after he brushed his teeth. But- PFFT. YOU WANTED TO BE A BRAT RIGHT NOW. "Don't blow in my face." "But my breath doesn't stink, does it?" It didn't. It smelled good asf. "No." "Exactly..." Katsuki put the toothbrush in your hand and left you in the bathroom to brush your teeth. "Come in the bedroom when you're all done." He said, walking into the said room. "I'm not doing this." You rinsed the toothpaste off your toothbrush in the sink and started to walk back into the bedroom. "Uhh...I think you are." Katsuki got up from the bed and stopped you in your tracks, grabbed your hand, and led you back to the bathroom where he grabbed your toothbrush, put more toothpaste back on it and He totally didn't brush your teeth for you 👍🏻 Yeah that was cute asf.
'Smile, y/n." "I swear to the lord- if you don't just go to bed, Katsuki." "Show me your pearly whites~" "I'm going to kill you~" (The fact that I actually got butterflies while writing that is a problem I-) (I was also cringing so hard cuz my gma used to do that me when i was little 😭😭-) (Ok but #daddybakugo vibes are through the r o o f.)
You both were currently wrapped up in each other in the bed, your face buried in his chest, the comforter draped over the both of you, feet touching while you played with the collar of his black beater, you honestly forgot why you were so mad at him as the cool wind from the fan blowed on you. "Go to sleep, babygirl..I- mean idiot...~" "After all you've done tonight I pretty much am a baby, just saying." "Whatever." "OMG SO I CAN CALL YOU DADDY NOW...?!" "WHAT THE FRIK?! HECK NO...! GO TO SLEEP~!! YOU BIG WEIRDO...!"
-THE END- In the audio we actually did brush our teeth but i was just like- i wanna add in daddy bakugo vibes so screw the audio also i was like i can do whatever i want so uhm yeah. I enjoyed writing this way too much. Also towards the very end like wut u just read u finally turned back into regular y/n. With the whole can i call u daddy thing... yeah uhm we dont talk abt that 😘😘 WELL ANYWAYS BYE HOMIES
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LOOK AT THIS PICTURE I FOUND FROM ANOTHER ONESHOTS BOOK OMFG IM DYING OF CUTENESS...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UWAHHHHHHHH OK BYE FOR REAL NOW :)