*-Unicorn Onesie-*

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I JUST-
I JUST NEEDED TO DO THIS LOL
ALSO THIS WAS INSPIRED BY A CERTAIN PART IN ANOTHER STORY I READ
ITS CALLED WIFEY
:D
UHM BUT ANYWAYS LETS DO THIS 👌🏻👌🏻

*DING DONG DING DING DONG DING DONG*
"Ohhh my gawsh...I'm coming!" You exclaimed as you shot up from the couch and ran to the front door.
You swung open the door and looked down to see a large Amazon package resting on your doormat.
"Omigosh. It's here. IT'S HERE. IT'S FINALLY HERE...!"
You picked up the box and placed it on the counter and then grabbed the box cutters and opened the box.
There inside the box laid two matching unicorn onesies.
"YESSSSSSS...!!"
You jumped with your hands in the air and pulled out both onesies from inside the box.
"OHHH MY GOSHHHH KATSUKI'S GONNA LOOK SO FIRE IN THIS THANG...!!" You yelled as you shoved your hand in your pocket, grabbed your phone, and took a picture of both of the onesies and sent it to your besty friendy, Mina.

To: slimyaliengworl👽🛸 From: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘
[INSERT PICTURE OF MATCHING UNICORN ONESIES HERE CUZ I WAS IN THE CAR WHILE WRITING THIS AND YO HOMIE GOT NO INTERNET AND I USE IPAD SO 😭😭😭]
YO
ARENT THESE SO FREAKING CUTE?!
ME AND BAKU ARE GONNA MATCHHH

To: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘 From: slimyaliengworl👽🛸
OMIGOSH BESTYYYYYY
THEYRE SO FRIGGIN CUTE
BAKUGOS FINNA LOOK SO CUTE OMFG
YOU GOTTA SEND ME PICTURES LMFAO

To: slimyaliengworl👽🛸 From: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘
LOL DONT WORRY I WILL
ALSO IKR HES GONNA LOOK SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE
HES FINNA STEAL ALL MY UWUS
IMMA BE UWULESS BY TONIGHT
AW FRIKK 😍😍

To: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘 From: slimyaliengworl👽🛸
LOLLL
BUT YES HE WILL DOE 😘😘
IMMA SEND THE PICS TO THE BAKUSQUAD🤪🤪

To: slimyaliengworl👽🛸 From: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘
IM LITERALLY GON GET BEAT IF HE SEES YOU SENT THEM IN THE GROUP CHAT
WITH HIS SIGNATURE BROWN LEATHER BELTTTTT!!!!!!
BUT DO IT ANYWAYS I WANNA EMBARRASS HIM 🤓🤓

To: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘 From: slimyaliengworl👽🛸
MKAY I WILL ALSO WOAHH
HE GON LEAVE A MARK
WELL IM GOIN OUT TO DINNER W JIRO AND MOMO SO I GOTTA GET READY BY BOO 😘😘

To: slimyaliengworl👽🛸 From: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘
LOL OK BYE BOO 😘 ✌🏻

"Eek...!! HE'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THE CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE BEST BOY HE IS!" You shrieked as you tore the plastic off of both onesies.
You unfolded them and held them up so you could see them.
Bakugo's was orange with a rainbow mane and a black and green tail, and yours was black with a rainbow mane as well and an orange and green tail.
You took both onesies to you and Bakugo's bedroom and you changed into yours.
You looked in the mirror and zipped it up in the front.
There you stood in all your glory...
You fluffed your hair and pulled your hood over your head.
"EEK...!!"
"I LOOK SO FRIGGIN ADORABLE!" You said, making random poses in the mirror.

Suddenly, you heard the familiar sound of keys jingling that normally meant that your lovely handsome porcupine was home so you ran to the front door to go greet him with lots of luvs.
There he stood at the front door, taking off his boots.
"MY EXPLOSIVE SHARKY IS HOME!"
You rounded the corner and crashed into him, bringing him into a warm hug.
"Hey."
"HELLO MY PRECIOUS PINEAPPLE...!" You said, giving the precious pineapple a kiss in the corner of his mouth.
"Okay...okay! Jeez, I get it you love me but I was only gone for two days."
"Two days actually equals two years..."
"No. It doesn't. But- what the heck are you wearing...?!"
"Oh, you mean this...?" You backed away from him and stroke a model pose.
"My magical unicorn onesie..."
"I got you one too!" You said as you booped him on the nose and ran into the bedroom to go get Katsuki's matching one.
"I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT, YOU BIG IDIOT!"
"UHH...YES YOU ARE!" You corrected as you snatched the orange onesie off of the bed and ran back to the door.
"Here's yours." You shoved the onesie in his direction and let it go, thankfully he caught it or it would've landed on the floor and then all of the magical unicorn powers that were trapped inside of it would've disappeared :(
He held the onesie out in front of him and his eye twitched.
"I'M NOT WEARING THIS THING...!!"
"Yes you are. I spent money on it. I even got the limited edition ones. Which were the ones with these colors because these colors are the colors of your hero suit. SO YOU'RE WEARING THIS YOU BLONDE CHIHUAHUA!"
  "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"But it's cute...and I like making up nicknames for you~"
"Cause you're so fwiggin adowable...!" You teased as you smooshed his cheeks together.
"AGHH...!!" He pulled away from you with a disgusted look on his face.
"Don't make me use my quirk on you."
(I GOT UR QUIRK INSPIRED BY ANOTHER ONESHOT BOOK ITS CALLED LOVESICK YOU HAVE TO LIKE DO SOMETHING CUTE AND THEN WHOEVER YOURE TRYING TO USE IT ON WILL IMMEDIATELY FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND WILL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES LIKE A FRIGGIN LOVESICK PUPPERS- I FORGOT WUT THE DRAWBACKS WERE FROM THE BOOK SO IMMA JUST MAKE UP MY OWN)
(Da drawbacks are if u use it for too long you get really tired also as youve used your quirk its made u rlly cocky because u got all deez ppl falling in love with you and complimenting you to death without even realizing it so yeah theres that and uhm your quirk makes u-)
(Really)
(Hot.)
(Like the sweaty type of hot bc AGAIN all deez ppls fallin in love with u making u blush so yeh it makes u rlly hot-)
(And yeh thats all i could think of lols)
(Im srry for spending so much time talking bout ur friggin quirk i just-)
(0-0)
Knowing how dumb your quirk makes him look, he just bit his tongue and ran into the bedroom to put it on.
You've taken multiple videos of him after you used your quirk on him and showed them to him and Mina and then she sent them to the bakusquad and yeah that was a whole thing so he'd rather not have that happen again 🤓.
"IT'S TOO FRIKIN' BIG!"
"THAT MAKES IT CUTER!" You stated, running into the bedroom to see Katsuki in all his glory.
As soon as you saw him pull the hood over his head and look back at you, your heart actually exploded.
Just like him!
"I..."
Your jaw dropped to the floor and you ran up to your unicorn boyfriend.
You encased him in a huge hug to which he picked you up and placed you on his hip.
"You happy?!"
"YES!!"
You smooshed his cheeks together again and gave him a kiss on his lips.
"I love you my magical unicorn boyfriend!"
"I-...tch."
He sat you down and you grabbed your phone from off of the dresser.
"Let's take a picture...!! Pwease, Katsu?"
"Fine."
"WOOHOO...!!"
"But you're not sending it to Ms. Pinky."
"Mm...I'll think about it."
"NO. YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY."
"Smile, Katsu!"
You loved to ignore him.
You smiled, Katsuki didn't do anything.
He just stared into the camera with his arms around your neck.
The picture was taken at the most 👌🏻PERFECT🤩 time.
Katsuki was kissing you on the cheek in the photo 😩😩
You sent the picture to Mina and took a few more pictures of just Katsuki without his permission and sent those to Mina as well.
"Do you like your unicorn onesie?"
"Whatever."
He took a sip of the milk you made him and sat it back down on the side table.
"Hehe. Love you."
"Love you...I guess~"

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO END IT BUT-
LOL
K BYE HOMIES ILYY

I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO END IT BUT-LOLK BYE HOMIES ILYY

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