I HAD TO DO THIS LOL THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY INSPIRED BY ANOTHER ONESHOT I READ- I think the oneshots book is in my reading list idk bro my brain is not cooperating I CHANGED IT UP JUST A LiTtLe 🤏 SO UHM yeah. A👏🏻N👏🏻Y👏🏻W👏🏻A👏🏻Y👏🏻 Lets do dis thang 🤓
It was 5:00AM. You were bored because life is boring. So- You said to yourself, "I wanna go to Target." And so you picked up your phone from off of your nightstand and texted your precious pineapple so he could take you to Target because you didn't feel like driving.
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To: bakugoswaifu💥🧨😘 From: boom420 Wtf do u want im tryna sleep
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He didn't reply to you after you said that but whatever. You sat your phone down on your nightstand and after five million years you heard a knock on your door. "IM COMING MY PRECIOUS PINEAPPLE!" You exclaimed as you ran out of your bedroom and to the front door of your apartment. You swung the door open and there he stood before you. "Hello King Explosion Murder." "Hello." "Come in..." You stepped aside and he walked in. "So- what'd you want? I didn't just come here for no reason did I?" "No. You didn't. I need you to take me to Target." -Confused Bakugo Face- "Why do ya look so confused?" "YOU TEXTED ME AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING SO I COULD TAKE YOU TO T-" "Yuh. Is that a problem?" "You're an idiot. Why do you even need me to take you? You've got a perfectly good car outside." "Mm, cuz I didn't wanna drive." "So now you're just using me to take you places." "No. I'll give you gas money for the rest of the week if you take me." "Tch. How do you convince me to do crap?" "Cuz." "I hate you so much." "I love you too, sweetie pie~" "Call me that again and I'll kill you." "Oop- "I'll just go get my purse..." You bounced off into your room and grabbed your purse and then you and Katsuki left your apartment. Once you guys arrived at the Targé you walked through the super cool automatic doors and as soon as you walked into the building the dEliCiOus smell of Starbucks hit you. (My target has a starbucks idk bout u honey but mine do 🤓) "You better make this worth it." Katsuki said, grabbing a basket. "Trust me. I will." You confirmed. "OKAY. SO. I WANT CAKE. LET'S GO GET CAKE." "I'm not getting cake." "I'm the one paying so...yes we are." You snatched the basket out of Katsuki's hand and ran over to the cake section. "Actually I want two cakes." "No." "Yes ❤︎︎" You put two cakes in the basket and looked back at the shelf. "Three cakes." "IF YOU PUT ONE MORE CAKE IN THAT BASKET.-" "Eh. Nevermind." "I want Goldfish." "WHY...?! DID YOU JUST COME HERE TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON RANDOM FOOD...?!" "Yuh." You skipped to the snack aisle and put three bags of Goldfish in your basket. "I love Goldfish." "It shows." You looked over at Katsuki and put a hand on your chest, pretending to be offended. "I'M WOUNDED!" "Whatever." "NOW- ICE CREAM." You went to the freezer section and put a container of chocolate ice cream in your basket. "You better share all of that with me." "Oh. I was going to anyway-" "Really?" "Yuh." "Hm." "I wonder if they have that romance manga here." "You mean that stupid awful dumpster fire about a boy and a girl falling in love by meeting each other at McDonalds?" "Yeah. It's good." "The only things that go on in that manga are french kissing and break ups every two days." "So? I like the drama..." You pointed out as you walked over to the book section. "You've got dead taste." "Says you who has the whole entire All Might book series at their house." "I DO NOT!" "You do though. That's the thing. And it's friggin adorable about how you're scared to admit it." "Tch." "OMG. THEY HAVE IT." You put the fifth, sixth, and seventh volume of the manga in your basket and gave the basket back to Katsuki. "Now...up. My legs are tired asf." You made grabby hands at Katsuki, asking for him to pick you up. "I-" "Katsuu..." "I'm not carrying you in a Target." "So you're embarrassed. That's adorable. You're just too cute for your own good you know that right...?" You stated, ruffling Katsuki's blonde spikes. "I'M NOT EMBARRASSED I'M JUST NOT AN IDIOT...!" "Mhmm...now- up." "I hate you so much." The blonde crouched down and picked you up by your waist, placing you on his hip and carrying you to the register. Everyone was staring as you guys paid for your stuff. Katsuki scolded you when you both got in the car for making him look like a fool. You just laughed at him. Once you both got back to your apartment you took everything out of your bag and put the ice cream in the freezer and the cakes in the fridge but you left the Goldfish out because- It's Goldfish we're talking about here. You made you and Katsuki two bowls of Goldfish. The both of you just cuddled on the couch while eating Goldfish in the dark. "Hey, Katsuki?" "Wut." "Can we go to Target again tomorrow?" "No." "You just gave me emotional damage." "You're not funny." "Yes I am." "Whatever." "Wellllll...I love you..-" "I love you-" "OMG- YOU LOVE ME?!" "I hate you too."
"Thanks."
I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO END THIS I KINDA HATE IT RARARARARA I just- Cuteness for sale:
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Ik its not bakugo but who cares? Not me. We all appreciate green bean every once in a while anyways so get over it 🤌
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