Failure Academy.

Month one of Failure Academy. The special guests.

Latte: Hello class. We have a special guest here, he is a detective for the M. E. H. in Parfaedia, he is also Walnut Cookie's dad. I introduce you to Almond Cookie. He is a negative man just like my brother. He also has a coffee addiction.

Walnut: Hello dad!

Almond: Hello Walnut Cookie. Try not to be around me too much as I am on duty.

Latte: Does anyone have a question for him?

Twizzly Gummy: How fast are you?

Almond: I am not really that fast.

Twizzly Gummy: Good.

Walnut: You are a criminal!

Twizzly Gummy: I would never be a criminal!

Walnut: You shot multiple cookies with your gun, and licked Squid Ink Cookie's eyes on multiple occasions. Along with pranking multiple teachers.

Twizzly Gummy: Where's the law saying pranks and slight mutilation is illegal?

Almond: Mutilation?

Twizzly Gummy: Can't prosecute me for it!

Almond: Pretty sure I can.

Twizzly Gummy: Try me.

Walnut: Do not put your hands on her, she will shock you too!

Almond Cookie nearly touched her. Twizzly Gummy Cookie hit him with her hair, shocking him.

Almond: Bzzt! Eh... *he fell, shocked from the electricity*

Latte: Are you ok sir!?

Almond: I'm...fine... *he forced himself to stand up* Alright, anymore questions?

Peppermint: How many bad guys have you caught?

Almond: Very few, as I am just a detective.

Peppermint: Alright.

Squid Ink: Who's the meanest...criminal you've met...?

Almond: Hmm, Chili Pepper Cookie is playful, kind of like Roguefort Cookie...Rebel Cookie is just fighting politics...I'll just say the blue and pink haired one, she actually attacked me.

Twizzly Gummy: I'll do it again.

Walnut: Yeah, she's mean.

Strawberry Crepe: Are your handcuffs really that unbreakable?

Almond: Yes. But they are unfortunately able to be slipped out from.

Dark Choco: Can you arrest royals?

Almond: No one is safe from the law, break it as a royal, you will be punished.

Vampire: Do you know anyone else here?

Almond: I know your school's art teacher, Butter Pretzel Cookie, along with my daughter, and Creampuff Cookie.

Werewolf: Are you a furry?

Almond: Ew-I mean, no.

Werewolf: I know you didn't just say "ew".

Devil: Can you arrest spirits?

Almond: Not me, I did not like my last investigation with gastly things...

Parfait: Do you like music?

Almond: I do not. Music is too distracting for me.

Pumpkin Pie: Why do you wear your coat like that?

Almond: I have no time to fix it.