The students went to the fountain in the upper city. Creampuff Cookie texted Latte Cookie telling her where they were. The students got to the fountain, but some of them decided to mess stuff up. By mess stuff up, they climbed an expensive art statue.
Twizzly Gummy: Wooo! I'm on a building!
Peppermint: Guys, that isn't safe.
Strawberry Crepe: Shut it Peppy, I am almost on top of the world!
Chess Choco Twins: We are on top of the world actually.
Strawberry Crepe: Cheaters!
Pawn White: Shoulda got a teammate.
Devil: Get away Squid Ink Cookie!
Squid Ink: I...follow...
Devil: Wait, a follower? Hmm, fine, you can follow my satanic rituals-hey! *they got pulled to Squid Ink Cookie*
Squid Ink: Warm...
Devil: Help!
Walnut: Get down!
Parfait: Why did you drag me up here?
Twizzly Gummy: For fun.
Parfait: Let me get down...
Twizzly Gummy: No! *throws her at the statue*
Parfait: Ah! My hair is stuck on a sword!
Onion: I'll help you... *she went up the statue and picked her up from the sword*
Parfait: Thank you Onion Cookie.
Onion: No problem...
Squid Ink: Ah!
Devil: Got em off!
Squid Ink Cookie was hanging off a side of the statue.
Creampuff: I'll help!
She climbed up the statue. Walnut Cookie saw under her skirt and fell back with a flustered nosebleed.
Werewolf: They gonna die.
Vampire: Chillax, they fine. *floats up*
Werewolf: Don't you dare.
Vampire: Did it already. *he was floating by it as a bat*
Werewolf: Dumbass...
Walnut: Eh...they're just vibing...
Werewolf: You are having a nosebleed. Are you ok?
Walnut: I'm just horny now...
Werewolf: Of course. Pervert.
Walnut: In the words of Pawn Black Cookie, let me be horny.
Pawn Black: I don't think that's the exact phrase, but it is the same premisce.
Pawn White and Strawberry Crepe: Sis!
Pawn White: Why did you copy me?!
Strawberry Crepe: It's easy to predict when you're going to say "Sis"! You do it too often!
Pawn White: Me!? Easy to predict!? I'll have you know that when I throw hints, it's like trying to solve a pentamix! You are so easy to predict, you come off like a quick time event!
Strawberry Crepe: Oh, I'm predictable? Predict this!
Strawberry Crepe Cookie grabbed Squid Ink Cookie and sprayed Pawn White Cookie in the face with ink. Pawn Black Cookie held onto Pawn White Cookie, knowing she would fall down from that kind of surprise. Strawberry Crepe Cookie saw a building, then jumped to it, admiring it.
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Failure Academy.
HumorWelcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), no...
