Latte: I can't even be happy this time, how do I go about talking about this one, it is a dragon!
Pitaya: I am not jussst a dragon! I am Pitaya Dragon Cookie!
Latte: Look, I don't even know where to start with you. I just know you like fighting, and being a baby when you got beat by a princess.
Pitaya: Watch your wordsss cookie! You will regret them!
Latte: Students, get this over with, Currant Cream Cookie, you start it off!
Currant Cream: What do I ask?
Latte: Anything you want to know from this kind of dragon!
Currant Cream: Ok, umm...is your sword strong?
Pitaya: Very ssstrong.
Devil: Can your fire burnt me?
Pitaya: Let's see! *they spat fire at Devil Cookie, while also scorching Dark Choco and Peppermint Cookie in the process*
Peppermint: Ahh! My face! It burns!
Dark Choco: Grr...this burns!
Devil: I don't feel anything.
Peppermint: I am still mad that Dark Cacao Cookie for not getting a nurse!
Walnut: We need to sue him!
Creampuff: But we can't, we have no money!
Latte: I'll call Aloe Cookie, she has something that can help.
Creampuff: Is it her hair sap?
Latte: Yes, but this time it's fair since that helps burns. *she called Aloe Cookie over*
Aloe: Ello-what happened here?!
Latte: Them.
Pitaya: Hahahah!
Aloe Cookie rushed over to the two, she had an aloe gel premade and applied it to them.
Aloe: I'm staying on the side lines in case this happens again.
Latte: Sure.
Aloe: Also, last night was really fun.
Latte: We've been doing that every weekend since last month.
Aloe: But that time you decided to let me use toys.
Latte: Yes, and my rear hurts.
Pumpkin Pie: Ahem!
Latte: Oh, right, we're in class.
Pumpkin Pie: So dragon, have you ever been ridden?
Pitaya: Not once.
Chess Choco Twins: Can we stand on you?
Pitaya: No!
Chess Choco Twins: Pleeeeaaaseee!
Pitaya: No!
Chess Choco Twins: Please, we promise not to do anything bad, let us!
Pitaya: Ugh, your voicesssss are annoying! Fine, get on. *they sat down*
The Chess Choco Twins ran up to them and climbed onto their arms. They then sat down on their shoulders like shoulder guards.
Latte: These kids...
Aloe: They both are eighteen.
Latte: I call all my students kids, except Dark Choco Cookie, he obviously isn't one.
Onion: Why are you so scary...?
Pitaya: Hahah, I am ssscary becaussssse of my legend!
Onion: Snake...
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Failure Academy.
HumorWelcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), no...
