Latte: It is the second month my students, I hope you have enjoyed it, now we are doing something that we had to decide on last night, so, I have decided to introduce Pure Vanilla Cookie, founder of the Vanilla Kingdom, and the leader of the ancients.
Pure Vanilla: Hello.
Strawberry Crepe: Hello sir.
Pure Vanilla: Hello Strawberry Cookie, I am sure you are enjoying it here.
Strawberry Crepe: No, I hate it here.
Pure Vanilla: Aw, why?
Strawberry Crepe: Because I am too smart for the academy.
Pure Vanilla: Yes, I knew that you'd be too smart here, but you learned some robotics right?
Strawberry Crepe: Aloe Cookie said she would be doing electronics next month.
Pure Vanilla: Ooh, you will be there soon.
Latte: Does anyone have any questions for Pure Vanilla Cookie?
Dark Choco: Are you letting my dad bang you?
Pure Vanilla: Not even five minutes into class and I am being asked about my sex life...
Dark Choco: Answer the question.
Pure Vanilla: Yes.
Dark Choco: Dang it.
Pure Vanilla: Can I get a question that isn't on my hidden life?
Peppermint: Do you like the sea?
Pure Vanilla: Yes, it is quite beautiful.
Squid Ink: What makes you...sad...?
Pure Vanilla: My post traumatic stress from every time I see White Lily Cookie. My best friend...turned into my greatest enemy...
Werewolf: Now how does that make you feel?
Pure Vanilla: Discouraged a bit...
Parfait: What's your favorite song?
Pure Vanilla: The Vanilla Kingdom Anthem.
Twizzly Gummy: What's your favorite weapon?
Pure Vanilla: I could never use a weapon. I will resolve all of my conflicts through words and peace!
Twizzly Gummy: Can your words stop electricity?
Pure Vanilla: Yes.
Twizzly Gummy Cookie pulled her electro jelly gun up and aimed at him. Pure Vanilla Cookie put a shield over himself, but still got shot. Twizzly Gummy Cookie's electro jelly gun ignores shields.
Pure Vanilla: Oww! I thought only Dark Cacao Cookie could break shields that easily...
Twizzly Gummy: Hah, healers are so stupid!
Latte Cookie silenced Twizzly Gummy Cookie with a spell.
Latte: She is fine, don't worry. Healers are welcome here, as they help us, so do not be discouraged at all sir.
Pure Vanilla: I am not, she has an opinion, so I cannot be that mad about that.
Devil: Pure Vanilla Cookie, what is your largest mistake?
Pure Vanilla: I do not know, I have had many mistakes...
Devil: What about that fake prince, is he yours?
Pure Vanilla: Custard Cookie III?
Devil: Yeah, that failure of a "soon to be king".
Pure Vanilla: He is doing his best!
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Failure Academy.
HumorWelcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), no...
