Latte: Welcome class, and happy Halloween!
Onion: Why are we in class today...?
Latte: Because it's the end of the month, you have to take it!
Onion: Aw...
Pumpkin Pie: Acknowledgement of my favorite holiday, how nice.
Latte: Bet you enjoyed yesterday Pumpkin Pie Cookie.
Pumpkin Pie: Yep, I got to play all day for my Sunday birthday.
Onion: Ummm...
Pawn White: My ass is broke...
Pawn Black: Mine is broke, and I like it.
Currant Cream: I wanted to rest...
Latte: Well this is why you don't agree to get railed one day before you have class!
Currant Cream: I never knew I'd have class today...
Latte: Well, let's introduce our guest from the B.A.D 4! They have a band, and this is their leader, Choco Werehound Brute, or did he want to be called T.N.T?
T.N.T: Either work!
Latte: Someone else is here, a banned member of the Creme Republic, and deserved it, but was apart of a holy thing, Mille-Feuille Cookie.
Mille-Feuille: I was just following Providence to do better for the order.
Latte: Unfortunately for you, that failed.
Walnut: So you were apart of the Creme Republic issue?!
Mille-Feuille: I had two orphans apart of it. Besides, we were trying to do good.
Walnut: You still stole!
Mille-Feuille: Yes.
T.N.T: Hello Strawberry Crepe Cookie!
Strawberry Crepe: Hi Schwarzwalder.
T.N.T: Don't call me that name!
Strawberry Crepe: No one respects you, jump in a ditch, and die.
Creampuff: Calm down!
Strawberry Crepe: I'm just saying what I though I should say! I was kicked out of the team, and I'm saying what I have to say!
T.N.T: Why are you so mean to me...?
Strawberry Crepe: Shut up dog!
Latte: Strawberry Crepe Cookie, be nice, he's here because he wanted to do something, so let him!
Strawberry Crepe: Kill yours-
Squid Ink Cookie covered their mouth.
Squid Ink: Stop...
Latte: Let's just begin class. T.N.T, I'm sorry about how you were treated just now, even though you didn't really do anything bad.
T.N.T: I'm not even that bad outside of my job!
Latte: I see that. Now, both of you are going to teach one subject for thirty minutes.
T.N.T: Oh, I can tea you all how to be leaders!
Strawberry Crepe: Or how to be edgy as fuck. I'd tell you to eat chocolate, but since you're made of it, you'll probably be alive.
T.N.T: Just let me try!
Devil: I haven't done anything bad yet, but so far, I'm not the sinner of the room.
Twizzly Gummy: I'm not either, surprisingly.
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Failure Academy.
HumorWelcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), no...
