Dark Cacao: Espresso Cookie, why are you calling me?
Espresso: I had an idea, why not bring the students to the Creme Republic? I mean, even though I got drafted there again yesterday, I assumed it'd be a fine idea to bring them.
Dark Cacao: Because they are dumbasses who might destroy the place.
Espresso: That's the point.
Dark Cacao: Hmm, fine, you are in charge of the schedule.
Espresso: Already made. Baumkuchen Cookie made it.
Dark Cacao: Fine, they will be there tomorrow. *hangs up and turns on the announcements* Students of Failure Academy, head outside, an airship is coming to take you all to the Creme Republic. Take whatever you need for two days in the area. *turns announcements off*
Latte: The Creme Republic? That is going to be nice, heheh.
Aloe: The Creme Republic, I am sure the science there will be fun.
Blackberry: Truffle Cookie, have you heard the announcement?
Truffle: I have.
Blackberry: I bet there are orphans there that you can eat.
Truffle: I'm interested now.
Butter Pretzel: Hm, I wonder what the art is like here.
Eclair: *Eclair Cookie gasp.mp4* The speaker got dust on my relic! Hm, I'll clean it, then get ready.
Parfait Cookie got up and yawned, she was met with Twizzly Gummy Cookie staring at her.
Parfait: Do you just watch me sleep at night...?
Twizzly Gummy: I have insomnia, I can't sleep.
Parfait Cookie pat Twizzly Gummy Cookie's head.
Twizzly Gummy: No...stop...we have to go to an airship...
Parfait: Oh...alright, let me get up then...
Twizzly Gummy Cookie shocked herself to stay awake.
Twizzly Gummy: Nearly fell asleep there.
Pumpkin Pie: I can't believe this is happening at...five am!? Come on!
Currant Cream: Why are you so loud...?
Pawn Black: We must go. Pack your bags so that we may head off.
Pawn White: Five more minutes...
Onion: Tired...
Pawn Black: Fine, I'll carry you guys there.
Vampire: Woo, night stuff!
Werewolf: That'll be fun.
Peppermint: It's late...
Strawberry Crepe: Dang it...wafflebot, get our clothes and take us to the airship...and bring a blanket...
Walnut: Come on, let's go.
Creampuff: Nooo...let me sleep...
Walnut Cookie took her, and their clothing to prep for the trip.
Squid Ink: Devil Cookie...come on...
Devil: Fuck off! I don't give a damn!
Squid Ink: Too bad. *dragging them away*
Devil: Hissss!
Dark Choco: Great, I have to be here...let's get it over with, I don't need to be dragged to the airship by the neck...
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Failure Academy.
HumorWelcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), no...
