Stardew Valley Boyfriend Scenarios

You Get Drunk

🍕Sam🍕
You're a very emotional drunk. Sometimes, when you get a little too into pool games with Sam and friends, you drink more than you normally would. You cling to Sam and even sometimes Abigail. "Sammyyyyy!" "___ hang on, I gotta make this shot, " He heard shuffling behind him, "Abbyyyy Sammy's being mean!" He would turn and see you hugging Abigail close and practically groping her while she laughed. "It's ok ___, Sam will love you soon." "Yay! Ooh a drink!" Before you could wander back to where your drink was waiting for you, Sam would grab you by the waist. "Ok, sorry guys, I should get ___ home." "Hi Sammyyyyyy!!" You practically fell into his arms and giggled, "You call me sweet cheeks!" "Yes I do, now let's go home. " "B-but I don't wanna leave the turtles yeeet!!" Sam practically dragged you out of the Saloon and back home while you did anything you could to hold onto him.

🏈Alex🏈
When you get drunk well...Alex doesnt...exactly mind it. He was scared you would act like his dad at first, but found out very quickly that wasn't the case. Especially seeing that he was trying to get you to not take his clothes off while Haley was there. You three were hanging out at your house when Haley got you to drink. "But Aleeex~," you whined suggestively. Haley was trying to stop herself from laughing while she took pictures, and Alex was blushing. "Babe Haleys here..." "I don't care muscles, let's gooo~" You turned his face and crashed your lips onto his. He could taste the alcohol on your breath, and that was enough to bring him back to reality and pull away. "B-babe hang on, you're drunk.." "I think I should head out, you've got your hands full. I'll bring some gingerale for ___ in the morning." Alex thanked her before turning his attention back to you. "Well, now we're alone~" but before you could climb into Alex's laugh and straddle him, he picked you up and threw you over his shoulder. "Ooh, roleplay? Ok, I'll be -" "No ___, you're going to bed. " "Of course! And you'll come with me so we can-" "Maybe when you sober up, but not drunk. Now I gotta undress you, ok? Nothings gonna happen." Alex blushed again as you just laid there to Alex do what he needed to do while giving him a flirtatious smile. 'Grandma and grandpa' he kept saying over and over again his head while he got you changed. As soon as he got you into bed, you were out like a light. And Alex went to go take a very cold shower.

✈️Harvey✈️
You're a VERY emotional drunk. Once you've reached that point with alcohol, there's no stopping the tears. You will cry at the smallest things. Figuratively and literally. Harvey didn't always know what to do in times like these. Normally, you were so confident, but now... "Harveyyyy!" You cried out, and Harvey ran over to you at the saloon immediately. "What's wrong, mocha?" "It's emptyyyy!" You sobbed and showed him your empty beer mug. Harvey just sighed, "That's probably for the best. Let's go home, ok?" You sadly nodded and stood up from your stool. On the way home, you cried at every little thing you saw. "Harvey, that birds all alooone!" "Harvey your clinic is closed! What are we gonna doooo!?" "Harvey, I wanna go home!" Harvey just did his best to comfort you until he got you into bed.

You had cried yourself to sleep, and Harvey went to make sure you had everything you would need for the next morning.

🐸Sebastian🐸
Sebastian had a huge blush on his face as he, Sam, and Abigail stared at you. It may have been a bad idea to let you get drunk at a karaoke bar. He was supposed to be the only one who was allowed to hear you sing, but with all the alcohol Sam kept giving to you. Well, now you were singing "Good Kid" from the musical "The Lighting Thief". Sam looked at you with amazement while Abigail looked impressed. You felt like you were having the time of your life, but as soon as you finished the last line, Sebastian stormed up and grabbed your wrist. "We're leaving" "What? But ___'s so good! Why didn't you ever tell us!?" Sam asked bewildered. Sebastian pinched the bridge of his nose, "Look ___'s drunk, and they didn't want you guys to know they could sing. Will you please just forget about this and let me take them home?" Sam pouted, "Fine, I won't tell anyone.." "Neither will I," Abigail agreed. Sebastian thanked them before taking you home.

"But Bastian, I wanted to sing some more!" You pouted as soon as Sebastian got you inside the house. "No, you didn't. We're going to go to he'd and hope you forget all of this." "But.." "I'll..cuddle you all night..." You ran to the bedroom, almost tripping on nothing. "Yay!!"

📖Elliot📖
You were loud, but so is Elliot. And when you two got drunk, it was actually Leah who would normally take care of you. Tonight, however, Elliot was the sober one, and he didn't realize how loud you got. "ELLIE LOOK! I FINISHED IT SEE!?" You loudly announced to him and held up the empty wine bottle. Thank goodness it was a Thursday night, so the saloon didn't have a lot of people in it. Just Gus, Emily, Shane, Pam, and Willy. "Yes, my muse...so maybe we should go.." "BUT ELLIE YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE YOUR RETURN TO WRITING!?" You yelled with a confused look. Elliot looked around, and everyone seemed to be looking over at you two. He turned again and took in your disheveled hair and flushed cheeks. "Yes, but maybe we should go celebrate at home..in private.." He stated as he stood and took your hand, "WELL OK ELLIE! ILL JUST PAY -" but when you stood up, your legs wobbled under you. Elliot just managed to catch you before you faceplate. "It's ok, Elliot, I'll get it from them next time," Gus offered, and Elliot gave a sigh of relief. "Thank you Gus" "Just get the farmer home safe" "I will"

Elliot made a mental note, if you wanted to drink again, better to do it in the privacy of your shared home.

🐔Shane🐔
Yea you don't really drink. Out of respect for Shane's alcoholism, you either drink very little or none at all.