Hey baby are you from space? Cause your body is out of this world
Are you a sauna because your hot?
Are you a pickaxe because I want to make you mine.
Are you a torch because you light up my world.
Are you a banker because you have my interest.
Are you a fence because I can't seem to get over you.
Are you an enderman because I can't stop looking you in the eyes.
Are you a C major scale because you're all natural.
Were you born in 1789 because you're a classical beauty.
Are you a diamond pickaxe because I'm as hard as obsidian.
I'm not a professional minor but I can make your bed rock.
If I was a creeper I'd explode all over your bedroom.
Rizz jokes
Everybody is doing math the wrong way because all of you talk about X and Y, but never about U and I.
Is your name Google, because you have everything I'm searching for.
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