Yo mama is so hairy she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama is so ugly everybody dressed as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so hairy her knuckles have sideburns.
Star wars references
Yo mama is so fat Jabba the hut said D***!
Your mother's so ugly, she up the "ug" in ugnaught.
Yo mama is so stupid she spent all day saying, "am not" to R2.
Your mother is so fat that Ben Kenobi said, "That's no moon, that's yo mama"
Yo mama is so dumb she thought Jar-Jar comes with "Pickles-Pickles"
Yo mama is so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a tie fighter.
End of Star Wars references
Yo mama is so fat her blood type is cheese whiz.
Yo mama is so stupid she used a ruler to see how long she slept.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so poor ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought LGBT was a sandwich.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.
Yo mama is so ugly when she fell out of a car the driver got arrested for littering.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo mama is so fat she sat on the back of the bus and it did a wheelie.
Yo mama is so ugly even fix it, Felix couldn't fix it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos had to snap a couple of times to get the fat off of her.
Yo mama is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly my screen cracked when I took her photo.
Yo mama is so ugly they won't give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so old her memories in black and white.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
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The Totally Lame Joke Book
HumorThis a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a lau...
