Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and left with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
What happened to the horse that Chuck Norris kicked in the chin? They're now called giraffes.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck doesn't ring the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, they're now just called the islands.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear mat in his room, the bear's not dead it's just too afraid to move.
Chuck Norris learned how to read from a book.
Stephen Hawking's once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Sharks get is cages to swim with Chuck Norris.
One time the cops stopped Chuck Norris because he was speeding, they got away with a warning.
When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris picked an apple off an orange tree and made lemonade with it.
Chuck's wife owns his shirt while he's wearing it.
Chuck Norris got bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain, the snake died. 💀
The other night I had a dream that I had a fight with Chuck Norris and woke up with a black eye.
Chuck Norris can speak Brale.
Chuck Norris counted to infinite twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the Hospital.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life.
Superman owns Chuck Norris undies.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoelaces with his feet.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
When Chuck Norris parents had nightmares they came to his room.
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories around a camp fire.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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The Totally Lame Joke Book
HumorThis a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a lau...
