State house head cannons and one shot

Iq

Gov: Wait, what drug store is that? I've never seen it before.
Ohio: It's "Farmahall".
Gov: Do they have oxy?
Ohio: They did. Until they met me.
Gov: So another one that's out of stock. We can cross that off our list.

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Texas: what the FUCK!!? since when were you two friends?!?!?!
Cal, looking atNew York , attempting to telepathically communicate 'so how do we tell him i've had my tongue in your mouth?': ... well...
New York: sensing this and slapping a hand over eddie's mouth, scandalised: he's a baby! you can't say that!

Texas,now even more confused: gu y s... wh a t

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Me down learning parenthood because I feel like it will make my life a little bit easier especially with the new baby update: loading screen, loading screen, loading screen
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New York, talking to his and Georgia's children: kids, me and your father are thinking about having another baby

Syracuse:No Baby

Geo: sweetheart, babies gonna be a good thing it will bring this family closer together.

Syracuse crying: no

New York face planting: I knew she was going to be on board with this

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Missouri : The door's locked. You got a lock pick?

Michigan : Yes.

Minnesota: [kicks in the door]

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Monty(MT): I need some advice...

Yorkie: You need advice from me?!

Monty : Yes, frightening, isn't it?

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NJ: is there anything better than pussy?
NJ: yes
NJ: *slams hands on piano*
NJ: REVENGE

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