State house head cannons and one shot

I'm back so to celebrate my return Here is an iQ

Georgia: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
New York : Roses, why?
Georgia:
New York : Were you going to get me flowers?
Georgia:
New York :
Georgia: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Georgia: Relationships should be 50/50. New York  cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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California : Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Albany: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad

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New York : Gov  and I are no longer friends.
Gov : New York  THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!

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New York : Are you drunk?
NYC : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Georgia: And the spirit of whisky.
New York: it's September

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NYC : The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
New York : This unmitigated poppycock?
Newark (NJ): Extravagant hogwash!
NYC : Okay, stop.

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NYC : It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Georgia, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

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California : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
New York : Literally or figuratively?
California : I have to specify?

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Philly: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Newark: Yes.
Philly: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

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Newark: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon

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NYC : Dad, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
New York : Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
NYC : I'm never asking you anything ever again

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Gov : I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Albany: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Gov : And I reserve that right! After all....
Gov : I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Albany: There were no movies made in 1879.
Gov : *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Newark: Oooh! Let's go ask New Jersey if they saw it in theatres!

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NYC : I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Philly: I literally said "I have an idea," and you just went along with it without question.

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Philly: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Gov : Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming ... What?
New Jersey: I don't know. It's just not the same without California in the kitchen.
Gov : All right, that's it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
New Jersey: That's closer

California : I couldn't do this without you, NYC .
NYC : Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

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