Cramps, part two

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Alabama : You're right.
California : That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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New York : Yo idiot, get over here.
Florida : Okay-

Texas : gleefully runs past* I'm coming!

Florida : sadly: I thought... I was idiot...

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New York : Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
New Mexico : Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50Mocha chance that'll fix it, right?
New Jersey : Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
New Hampshire: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Gov : ...put it away.

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Geo: What are you doing?

New York: Helping Gov look for his coffee that I drank an hour ago

Or
New York: What are you doing?

Florida: Helping Georgia look for his coffee that I drank an hour ago
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Florida: Where's NYC , Austin, and Miami?

California: They're playing hide and seek.

Florida: Where?

California: I don't think you get how this game works.

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