Incorrect quotes first one of the new year

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OTP six with New York's kids except for New York

Albany * wearing a short skirt"
Texas: no way go change

Albany: no, this outfit makes me feel good

California: don't listen to him you look beautiful go have fun with your boyfriend

Texas: why are you letting that little girl go out like that?
Cal: like she said, she feels good in that outfit, so I'm letting her wear it

Texas: what is New York to say when he finds out that you let his baby girl go out dress like that?

Cal: good job babe. Thanks for standing up for her. Besides, New York has never shown that he cares what she wears. Because because he trusts her and he trusts Philly

Texas: I
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NYC: I'm going out

Gov: have fun

Cal: be careful, Nicky

NYC: I will

A few hours later

NYC:* calling from jail* hey Cal

Cal: I told you to be careful

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Albany: I'm going to my boyfriends apartment

Florida: can I trust you at your boyfriend's apartment?

Albany: you raised me

Florida: oh, you're going with Washington and Syracuse(Washington is babysitting)

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Louisiana: how was your day
Rochester?
Rochester: I learned about dragons

Louisiana: you mean your class

Rochester: no, I learned about dragons

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Buffalo: I need advice

Gov: I would talk to Florida

Buffalo: no I need advice on how to get a how to get a C just so it doesn't seem like I live trout most of America's history

Gov: write all the wrong answers, take stuff from Canadian history and put that on your answers

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Cal : Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

New York : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Cal : Stop.

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Louisiana: My hands are cold.

Gov: Here, let me hold them.

Louisiana: My lips are cold too.

Gov: *covers Louisiana's mouth with their hand*

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Cal : Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn't really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

New York : Elephants.

Cal : Blocked.

Texas: Camels.

Cal : Extra blocked.

Florida: Donkeys.

Cal : Ultra blocked.

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