Incorrect quotes (CAXOK) part two

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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

I'm working on some Headcannon's and so right now you get incorrect quotes

California: Talk dirty to me~
Oklahoma: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
California: Wha-
Oklahoma: The economy is in shambles

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California: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one
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Oklahoma, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
California, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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California: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Oklahoma: Rosa Oklahoma, why?
California:
Oklahoma: Were you going to get me flowers?
California:
Oklahoma:
California: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Oklahoma: My crush isn't picking up on my hints.
California: What hints have you given them?
Oklahoma: Well, I think about them a lot.
Oklahoma: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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Oklahoma: You have to apologize to them California.
California: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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California: Are you sure Oklahoma's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

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California: My hands are cold.
Oklahoma: Here, let me hold them.
California: My lips are cold too.
Oklahoma: *covers California's mouth with their hand*
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Oklahoma: I fell—
California: From heaven?
Oklahoma: No, I literally fell—
California: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Oklahoma: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
California: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Oklahoma: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
California: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Oklahoma: I said within reason, California. How about I murder that guy?
California: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Oklahoma: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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California: I love you.
Oklahoma, not paying attention: What was that?
California: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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Oklahoma: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
California: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Oklahoma: That was so hot, California.
California: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Oklahoma: I'm so in love with you.

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California: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Oklahoma: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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California, to Oklahoma: We had a date!
California: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*