State house head cannons and one shot

Random incorrect quotes that I have posted on Tumblr this week

Loui: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Cal: Violently studies.
Texas : Violently sleeps.
Gov : Violently kisses Texas .
Florida: Violently shoots pictures.
New York : Violently boxes.
Cal: Violently murders people.
Gov : Violently worries about the previous statement.

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Texas: Just be yourself.
Gov: Really? Texas, I have one day to win over New York's parents.
Gov: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Florida: Couple of weeks.
Cali: Six months.
Louie: Jury's still out.
Gov: See Texas? 'Just be yourself, what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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New York: *Squad reactions to being told I love you' by Louie*
Cali: Thanks fam!
New York: *cries* I love you too.
Texas: Sounds fake, but okay.
Gov: *A flustered mess*
Florida: Can I get a refund?

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Mass : Relationships should be 50/50. Virginia cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Virginia: So you like cats?

Mass : Yeah.

Virginia: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Cali : Mass and Cali sleeping on top of each other (in the bed, couch, where ever you prefer) when Cali flops down on the floor.

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Mass : I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Cali : Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Cali : This date is boring!

Mass : This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cali : Then why did you invite me?

Mass : I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Mass I'll do whatever I want!

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Georgia: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
New York: Wow. They sound stupid.
Georgia: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
New York: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know...
"Hey! I love you!'
Georgia: I guess you're right. Hey New York, I love you.
New York : See! Just say that!
Georgia: Holy fucking shit.
New York: If that flies over their head then, sorry Georgia, but they're too dumb for you.
Georgia: New York.
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Georgia: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
New York: Aren't you forgetting something?
Georgia: uh....*hesitantly kisses New York's forehead before running out.*
New York: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Georgia: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar.
I'm not proud of it.
New York: You're kind of proud of it.
You work it into a lot of conversations.
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Cali: Cali and Mass texting:
Mass: I love you <3
Cali: Awwwwwwww-
Cali: I love you too, babe <3
Cali: Wait...
Cali: WHAT'D YOU DO?!
Mass: Nothing
Cali: Then why'd you add the heart, when that's my thing
Mass: Because I love you so much!
Cali: No, you only ever add the heart when you do something bad
Mass: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Cali: Mass, what'd you do?
Mass: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mass : WHAT DID YOU DO?!-
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Mass : Cali doesn't like talking on the phone, but Mass always calls them instead of texting. Mass admits that it's because they want to hear Cali 's voice.