Incorrect quotes with Michigan

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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

New York : I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.
Michigan : Aw... that's not true.
Michigan : It'd be exactly the same.
Michigan : You're not important.
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South Carolina: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
New York : I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Michigan : sapnu puaS.
New York : What??
New Jersey: What language is that.
Michigan : Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Michigan was removed from the groupchat*

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Michigan : Oh look who got laid last night.
Florida: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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New York : We're having a moment, aren't we?
Florida: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
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Michigan : I think we should kiss.
New York : And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

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Michigan : BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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New Jersey: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Florida, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
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New Jersey: Is something burning?
Michigan , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
New Jersey: Michigan , the toaster is literally on fire.

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New York : What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Michigan : Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
New York , now interested: Lets say imaginary.
Michigan : Spiders wearing flip flops.

South Carolina: What's something you guys are better than New Jersey at?
Michigan : Mario Kart.
Florida: Yeah, video games.
California: Emotional vulnerability.

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Michigan : Hey, California, how are you doing?
California: I have hit my head three times, I've lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Michigan : Oh, ok! That's pretty good!
California: Yup!
Michigan : I lost my phone and my cat died.
California: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Michigan : I know right!
New York : Are they okay?
California: I don't think they are.

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