Incorrect quotes Oklahoma x California

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by Emilygomse

by Emilygomse

Oklahoma:You know what? I hope you die
California:*walks away*

Oklahoma:Aren't we gonna kiss??
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Cali:I have been accused of the most heinous crime.

Okie(OK):Mass murder?

Cali:No, bad fashion.

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Female, California on her period: I'm going to sue whichever pea-brained arsehole decided to put women through this!

Oklahoma, terrified: Do you want gay depression or gay chocolate?

California, sniffles: Both.

Oklahoma, calling over his shoulder: New Mexico, get Louisiana and Florida!

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Oklahoma : Can you cut me some slack, California ? I'm sort of in love.
California : I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Oklahoma : I'm in love with you.
California : *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Oklahoma : Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
California : What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Oklahoma : No, like, U R A Q T.
California : Awwww!

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Oklahoma : I think I'm falling for you.
California : Then get up.

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Therapist: Do you feel dominated by your wife?

Cali: Well-

Oklahoma:No, he doesn't

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Cali: Just say it, you'll feel better. You're in love with Yuu.

Oklahoma : Forget it, you know what? You're in love with Yuu.

Cali: Oh okay, the middle school comeback? Nice.

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California : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Oklahoma : Oh. We're going out?
California : Wh...

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California : I want to kiss you.
Oklahoma , not paying attention: What?
California : I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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Oklahoma : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
California : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Oklahoma : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
California : Is it working?

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California : Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Oklahoma : I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
California : But you're always acting stupid?
Oklahoma : ...
Oklahoma : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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California : Fuck you.
Oklahoma : No u.
California : I'm down.
Oklahoma : You're like 2, what the fuck-
California : I AM NOT 2!