NYC: I have two football teams you only have one team
Buffalo :But they're not in NY
NYC:well, we're working on getting the Jets back in Queens
Buffalo: but they're not here yet are they
NYC:at least my teams has won a Super Bowl
Buffalo :*holds breath*
NYC: what are you doing
Rochester : he's holding his breath until he hears what he wants
NYC: too bad, I'm not saying
Albany:Say it
NYC: No
Albany :* slaps New York City*
Buffalo:* holding breath, and turning blue*
Albany: just say it dammit
NYC: it would be lying
Rochester: are you trying to kill our brother?!!!
NYC: no, but I don't want to say it!!!!!
Albany : New York City you better say it or I will slap you again!!!
Syracuse * unholy screaming* buffalo is gonna die
Buffalo:* about to pass out*
NYC: OK I take it back!!!
Buffalo :* open his mouth, so he can breathe again* thank you
Albany: I'm gonna call Dad and tell him that you tried to kill Buffalo
NYC: I didn't try to kill him he was doing it to himself
Albany: yeah, but you caused him to do it
In a meeting
New York's phone starts ringing
Gov: I have déjà vu
New York:* put the phone on speaker* hello Albany what's going on?
Albany: NYC cause Buffalo to hold his breath because he said that the bills have never won a Super Bowl and he wouldn't take it back until Buffalo almost passed out
New York: oh my God, how many times do I have to tell him not to bring up the fact that the bills have never won a Super Bowl and how many times do I have to tell him not to slander the Buffalo Bills tell your brother he's grounded and make sure Buffalo's okay,take him to the hospital I'll be at home in a bit.
Albany: OK Dad, New York City you're grounded
NYC: well, fuck dad Albany slapped me!
New York: for good reason
New York: Albany sweetie. I love you. I'll be home in a bit.
Albany:okay love you too Dad
New York:*Hangs up*
Gov: your kids fighting again
New York: yep
YOU ARE READING
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