"I mean... is he okay?" Thea questioned not entirely uninterested in the state of the king.
"He lost an arm they took his arm and Alicents pregnant-"
"One armed Vizzy at it already." Thea offered with a chuckle.
"I think it was before." Otto offered awkwardly.
"Right right..." thea agreed as she shoveled forkfuls of beans rice and little mixed veggies into her mouth. "Pass the spicy stuff." Thea requested holding out her opposite hand. "Her babe and ours will be friends. Would be if you were not exiled."
"Not exiled just..."
"Unwanted and sacked." Thea agreed and Adrian chuckled running his tongue along his teeth as he stared back at them.
"Thank you... Theadora."
Thea took a bite of her chip he heard every crunch as though she was shattering bones and not tortilla chips.
"Careful pops shes got that look in her eye." Roy mused. Otto stared back at her though a challenging gaze. She liked their game. She liked their bed chambers after.
"What look?" Otto mused.
"Like you are her next meal." Thea smirked
"He is." She agreed.
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"I have a tiny human growing inside of me. My child is going to be the best of me... not get any of my bad habits." Thea decided."Thats a nice thought." Tommy agreed. "I think its usually that kids get their parents worst qualities and amplified."
"Shut up." Thea teased laughing out. 'How long are women pregnant for?' she asked, she knew very little of babies and pregnancy. "Nine moons? Eight? Seven? Something like that right?"
"Why would I know that?" Tommy countered.
"Why not?"
"Im a single man with hopefully no bastards roaming. Please-" tommy looked to Theas pitiful gaze. "Ask and I will guess how about that?"
"Great. Great. So like..." she ran a hand over her stomach. "Its little right now but i cant hurt it by like... I dont rolling onto my stomach in the middle of the night?' she questioned.
'No i dont think so.' Tommy said trying to keep from laughing as Oliver came in sitting beside his sister. Thea was really unlike any women he had ever met. Fierce and anti baby.
'Or what about sex is that gonna hurt the baby?' Thea questioned "Because well we already did it and-"
"La la la-" oliver shouted covering his ears with his hands. "Brother in the room."
'I think you should talk to the measter." Tommy corrected and Thea huffed out a breath.
"Proper brother talk Thea. Remember that? Do we need to have the things never to speak of in front of me talk?" Oliver pondered.
"A maester would know all about this Drama.' Tommy went on.
'I dont wanna talk to a stranger about this, besides im a woman im supposed to know these things. He will think im daft and dull. Which i am not!" Thea declared
"Drama." Tommy coughed out.
"Perhaps you should talk to Otto. He is your husband and has multiple kids. He should know." Oliver offered.
'Yes a brilliant idea Oliver'" Tommy agreed.
"But I dont really like to talk to otto about these things." Thea corrected. "Keep some bit of sexy I have left before... you know.... Also I asked him and he reminded me that he didnt birth the babe himself. Soo before I do you... Bam. Baby! I should probably know something right?"
"Bam baby. Just like that. No muss no fuss no-"
"If you dare say coconuts im going to slap you." Thea warned. Tommy and Oliver shared a smirk.
"No coconuts!" They shouted. Clayton peered in to find them in a slap happy phase.
"Why are you laughing about coconuts?" Clayton pondered.
"Because coconuts are not only delicious but they sound funny." Thea declared dramatically. "Dont you think Clayton?"
"I suppose." Clayton agreed sitting beside them. "Father said you are having a baby and thats why you have been moody." Clayton remarked bluntly.
"Just one of the many reasons." Thea agreed and Oliver watched as clayton leaned into her.
"Im also here because Gwayne isn't confident that its my fathers and wanted me to find out if its Roy or Adrians baby." Clayton remarked and Tommy snorted a laugh.
"Are you sure he isnt your baby?" Tommy pondered.
"It is your fathers child. And as much as I like your brothers not like that." Thea assured him.
"Okay. Good to know." Clayton agreed. Thea wrapped an arm around him as he cuddled into her side and it felt so normal and natural.
"You are going to be great mother." Oliver assured. Thea looked to Clayton and smiled.
"Clayton? No. That's because I havent been here long enough to corrupt his cuteness."
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Drama Queen // Otto Hightower // Thea Queen
FanfictionThea Queen gets matched with the most unfortunate man. The disgraced hand of the king. Otto Hightower. 🏹 "I might be a drama queen. But I'm still royalty." ⚔️ Most characters belong to Dc comic and GRRM HOTD x Greenarrow crossover #1 in alicenthig...