I'm back from the dead back from the dead I'm back from the dead back from the dead
Haha
Melanie refrences are funny
Anyway.
1-loves family guy,the Cleaveland show,American dad,South Park etc etc
Makes "Timmah💔" and "LIVIN A LIE TIMMAH" jokes
2- (idk if this hc is accurate because I am a woman and I don't go to barbers)
From what I know ,barbers don't dye hair
So to get his coral tips done ,Jake has to go to the hairdressers
At fort he was embarrassed about it ,but now after having gone there for years he enjoys all of the Facebook mom company and has some of their numbers so he can have the weekly gossip when he isn't having his hair done
That was a long one
Oh lord
3-has a rainbow razor mouse,keyboard and headset.spent way to much money
4- he lives eats and BREATHES cex**
Like he goes in there everyday after school to see if there are any like fifas or new headsets for sale and cheap
**Cex is a game and tech exange shop(like you can take in your old games, phones, iPads , consoles and get money for it ,and it's out in the shops for people to buy)
I'm not sure if it's in the us or not but we have it here in the uk
5- Eminem/slim shady >>>>>>
6- he can dance really good
I dint mean like routine wise
I mean he can moonwalk,he can do like any pop culture dance move ever
7- he so goes on night time runs with his dog
I can see it Yk
8- has a part time job at Pizza Hut and constantly uses the sundae machine and he always has a sundae out back
His boss is cool and doesn't take it off his pay
9- fave fast food is Taco Bell
10- is the type of person to spray the entirety of his lynx can in the classroom then complain when a girl sprays two sprays of her body spray
11- "+ ratio" "your mom" "deez nuts" Humor
Not when did I ask though
He doesn't stoop that low
Only Henry stoops that low
12- collects prime bottles 💀
Sorry but that's such a Jake thing ti do
13- he used to be that child that would say 'here' in really weird ways in the register before he realised it was crying in the second year of high school
lol
Imagine
14- after a while of being in the club,he and Zander started to joke mock eachother because he found it funny
15- his love language is so gifts and words
But not like Luke's poetic hotness
Just like stupid flirtatious jokes and pet names
But in the best way possible
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Uh
That's all
Happy Easter if you celebrate it!!
I do and will be going to church on good Friday!!
Woo
🐣!!
Anyway
Have a good day night or whatever time this is
See you all :)
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